What’s the sexiest (WWII) armored vehicle?

Oohh another armored car, interesting

Yeah the German halftrack does look pretty cool. That really long base helps with a lot of room for supplies and men. Plus the high walls means they’re well protected from small arms fire. All in all not a bad idea. It was likely raped by German overengineering though if I had to guess. Not to mention Germany struggled to keep all of its machines fed. Still, visually? Pretty darn good. Especially for a German creation

Ho-ha, Ho ha is the most sexiest APC ever built.

just googled sexy tank ww2 and i found erika. you wanna explain something? :rofl:
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Yes, they are pure fun. I’m not always looking… to overcompensate. Eheh.

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Why do you think I love self propelled howitzers so much? I have nothing to compensate for. Lol

Aren’t those very “derp” by definition? On that note,

I still want my KV2…

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Are you sure you are not compensating anything?

I always assumed KV-2 enjoyers must look something like this:

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(obv just joking)

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Some of them can be, yes

Hey he opened the door with big howitzers.

KV2 would be extremely bad in Enlisted, thought. I’m not certain it would be overcompensation, more like, a troll vehicle :smile:

Well, my logic was something like…

Extremely large turret = very tiny smol head irl.

But it wasn’t supposed to be a serious joke. Xd

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Why is that? It’s a big ol HE shell out of a low velocity snub nose cannon. Gotta get close if you wanna hit your targets reliably

When am I serious here? :thinking:

Doesn’t it take like 1min30 to reload?

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Pretty sure all 3 of us have our fair share of jokes and bullcrap thrown around here

Well, I just prefer to repeat that preemptively, because I’ve gotten bans here for waaaay less.

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Yeah it takes a hot while. Perfect for bullying the Krauts with 1 big shell, and then getting bullied while waiting for the reload with no MG

I’ve only gotten 1 pp slap here so far, and to be fair it was very deserved. Dude pulled out 3 separate comments that were…”mildly” racist. Hence why I’ve been silent for the past week. Lol

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Ive always found the Panzer IIIs (any variant) to be a really tidy, pleasant looking design for a tank. I Really like them

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I also like the P40

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Type 95 ha-go and t-26

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Comet, the best performing British Cruiser tank of the war (I want it in enlisted).

Sadly it only appeared late, during the 1945 advance into Germany.

It is fast, decently armored (at least compared to its predecessors) and has a great gun.

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