The M9 Bazooka and 76mm-equipped tanks won't be sufficient post-merge

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“What a fucking joke.”

Thats exactly what you are lol. You are literally advicing the most copium smeared shit i have ever seen on this forums and i am counting “KV1 is balanced” crowd.

My problem is that you are trying to act like 1.) your advice is worth the pixels its taking and 2.) that the situation is good, balanced or whatever else positive for Allies when it is not.

You spreading missinformation to others is honestly way more worthy of being called inconsiderate fuck than me calling you out.

But hey, snort more lol.

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Smooth brain, who can’t even figure out how to kill a tank in the grey zone :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

So now you’re self-projecting your bullshit onto me, because you can’t solve the puzzle.

It’s not hard dude.

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Interesting strawman. But hey what else to expect from amoeba thats shoots tracks first and barrel second. Good player huh? Lmao.

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Says the smooth brain who’s trying to face off head-to-head with a heavy armored tank, and won’t even consider taking an alternative strategy.

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Nah honestly i am just laughing at your sorry ass. And i bothered to call your shit out so people dont take your poor advice.

PS: If you want to react to what i write, atleast be polite enough to not make mess in debate structure and actually send new comment instead of editing old one.

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You called me out about what?

Fine dude… don’t take any of the advice I provided above in the thread… and just blindly shoot an axis tank without success, and then cry to the moderators/developers about the NERFING axis vehicles because you can’t figure it out.

kissing glass

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“Advice”

Lmao.

Sorry i forgot about your staple “Just flank bro” thats honestly worth a trademark at this point.

I really want to see someone flank my Tiger at Airfield, i really do. So far nobody managed and all ended up as burning wrecks. But hey, flank harder right?!

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Says the condescending asshole who doesn’t realize he’s self-projecting.

I don’t even know you dude…

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If someone is self-projecting its you. Mr. Cant kill tank in greyzone, hm? :slight_smile:

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Derp derp.
That’s why you use different tool in your toolbox.

It’s called an aircraft. It has bombs. And it can OHK any axis tank if you knew how to fly.

So any player who can’t figure out how to use infantry to deal with a tank…
And can’t figure out how to use a vehicle/cover to kill a tank…
And can’t figure out how to bomb a tank…
and can’t figure out how to build an AT gun to kill a tank…

Maybe… just maybe… this isn’t the game for that player.
Go play something easier, because obviously this one is too difficult to figure out.

You think you’re laughing at me?
I’m absolutely ashamed of you.
So it seems we are on neutral ground :man_shrugging:

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Ah yes, because its perfectly okay when 95% of players are basically helpless against something and requiring very limited thing to solve the problem, even worse if they are F2P. 2 slots for Aircraft per team, both requiring someone capable (or caring enough) to kill the tank, then the guys occupying those slots need to have bomb-capable plane and last but not least, they need to not be absolutely retarded and actually provide some CAS to the team and not just occupy the slot for nothing, which happens ALOT of times. And also there cant be good pilot on Axis side who is guarding the skies against people who want to kill a tank.

Infantry killing a tank with those terrible AT weapons? Two out of three cant even harm Tiger in most cases, third one requires perfectly flat side, RNG luck and good prayer to volumetric gods. How exactly you get a perfectly flat side on a Tiger sitting behind an objective? For example on the Airfield? Even sitting right next to the objective means that literally everyone will have to advance first towards your front and from most angles after you pass the frontside, side will still be angled. As i said, i am still waiting for that flanker. And most likely will be waiting for much longer. And this Tiger is perfectly in the open, not in the grey or under the roof btw. Wonder what happens when Tiger does one of those things :thinking: :wink:

AT guns? You mean those 57mm that have problems penetrating puny Pz.IV? Uhuh, i love those freebies. All i hear is DING followed by me farming entire squad and one AT gun worth of points. Were they actual AT guns capable of dealing with more than Puma, perhaps. But that goes to both sides who lack actual AT guns that arent from early war.

Some internet random with terrible game advice is ashamed of me as he is being called out for his shit… Oh no! Anyways…

The fact that you keep spreading those copium smeared “protips” is just laughable and honestly every player who played more than dozen games should know how full of shit you are.

“Akhtualy you can kill a Tiger with a flanking attack. If he is facing you then flank harder! And if you cant flank him then bomb him!”

Lol, lmao even so to speak. I just love how you either never played this game or are just delusional. Given you are lurking on these forums since 22, i would say its the latter.

Seriously go tell your “advice” somewhere else. Perhaps to all those Allied teams i crushed with Tiger and maxed out Assault squads thanks to poorly made maps and laughable balance. They tried to bomb me, flank me, some were even smart enough to smoke me. Did it help? Nope, but i am sure they had “fun” dying to me again and again, ending with 20 kills, 17 squad wipes and barely any score while i was sitting above 200 kills.

Seriously stop trying to defend the state of the game, its pitiful and copium snorters like you rolling in their delusional perfect gameplans are one of the reasons why so many things are broken.

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Someone beat him to it
Just Flank It

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Well the soviet wanted the IS2 1944 that bad they didn’t though avout what the germans gon a get lmao

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Is pretty much Jumbo 2.0 issue again, except the Tiger II has great gun that can kill any tank

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Misleading it. My bad.

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This is the part where I shamelessly segue the fact that Paratroopers get M1 bazookas as an AT package, whereas the Germans get pfausts.

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I agree with OP. The M9 Bazooka as is in the game right now is not a very riveting weapon because it’s post-pen damage is sometimes laughable (had a game earlier where I had to fire at a Puma 3 times because it wouldn’t damage the ammunition enough to ammo rack it) compared to the Panzerfaust which is largely just point and click.

Keep in mind the Bazooka IRL could penetrate upwards of 125mm of armor. Panzerfaust’s penetration values are OK I believe, but a mid tree unlock weapon shouldn’t be outperforming a late game unlock

They might have been aiming for historical accuracy there. US Paratroopers didn’t get the M9 Bazookas, and even then it was quite rare for them to get the M1’s.

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The fact that you can’t figure out how to kill a grey zone tank, is pathetic.

LOL!!! says the guy who wrote me a 2nd novel. You really think I’m defending the state of the game? Have you ever looked at my topic history?

Is this your go-to word? “Delusional”?

First of all, this a video game. So maybe chill the fuck out?
Second of all, if you’re such an idiot for squaring off head-to-head against a tiger tank, and then crying when he kills you. You deserve it.

Sounds to me like even though other players can deal with Grey Zone campers just fine, you’re too lazy to position yourself in a way that you can target the axis tank’s weak spot , and you would rather cry to the developers about NERFING axis vehicles, and having the ability to OHK heavy axis tanks from the frontal position.

From my perspective, you sound like a spoiled little brat who wants this game to be SUPER FUCKING EASY, and you want accommodations for your incompetency within the videogame.

From what you have desscribed:
-You’re too much of a noob to use your infantry effectively against a tank.
-You’re too much of a noob to use your tank effectively against another tank.
-You’re too much of a noob to use an aircraft against a tank.
-You don’t know how to use an AT cannon
-You appear to be incompetent with asking teammates for help against a grey zone tank
-You pretend Axis vehicles are invincible, and all of my suggestions are useless.
-You seem to be ignoring the new vehicle repair mechanics…

From my perspective, you should be playing something that isn’t so difficult.
This one appears to be too much of a challenge for your smooth brain.

Or grow the fuck up, and skip over the information if it doesn’t help you… It’s not that hard.
If you don’t like what I shared, all you had to do was hit the “back button”, and move on to something else.
You did not need to write me a second novel.

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Man i gotta love your strawmans lmao.

Please point out the exact place where i said that i “struggle to kill greyzone tanks”. Or are you self-projecting again? Looks like it lol.

If your tiny brain is unable to comprehend that most maps are poorly made with corridor like setup which means that if you will face a tank, you WILL face it from front in 90% of times then i am seriously contemplating how are you able to open doors and use toilet in real life.

I doesnt matter which map you point out, ESPECIALLY in Normandy, its always made that they are mostly long and not really wide. There is direction of your spawn points coming from one end and direction enemy spawn is coming from, the other end. Objective is usually closer to enemy side of the map if we take greyzone into account. So unless you are literally showing your sides to the enemy angle of attack and are looking somewhere to the side where they are NOT coming from, you wont meet incoming tank from side, but rather from front, thats just how it is.

As for the novels, its not my fault you cant read lol. As you keep repeating debunked stuff and funnily enough cant even comprehend what i am writing. Has it occured to you that the Tiger i described in 1st person is me?

You remind me of people who go to homeless and tell them “just dont be poor”. Its the same as you with your “just flank them bro”.

You are currently defending Allies vs Axis status in following points:

Allied tanks are completely okay and able to go toe to toe with same amount of Axis tanks (No they are not, but nice try).
Allied anti tank handheld weapons are completely okay and arent borderline useless, especially compared to Axis ones. (If you honestly think M1 bazooka x Panzerfaust and M9 bazooka x Ofenrohr is okay then you need doctor, neurologist most likely).
Maps are perfectly designed with wide options to flank and manouver (No they are not, but again nice try).
Allied teams having two players out of entire team capable at any given time of fighting and destroying Axis Kittens is also okay (No its not, its teamgame and if you force 90% of said team to be helpless, the design is poor).

TL,DR: You are beyond stupid, your advice is shit thats not worth pixels its taking and i am writing “novels” to make sure new players nor anyone else take it as worthy advice because this game needs players and not some poor souls that try to shoot my tracks when i am sitting in Tiger while i have perfectly working barrel looking at them.

Seriously, stop trying to act all smug like when you are bad at the game. Its alright, alot of people are bad. Just dont try to pretend you are not while trying to sell your “wisdom” lol.

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All german mains in a nutshell

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