New german 100 round lmg

salt gun

Well it will have 100 rounds of pure salt :joy: :rofl: :joy:

  • Updated with a new, rapid fire Cross Bolt Safety.
  • Improved engineering on trigger mechanism. It’s now VERY light – so be careful! Keep away from children and pets.
  • Barrel has been lifted & Patridge sight added for extremely accurate shooting.
  • Improved, more durable salt hopper makes tactical reloads easy during the heat of battle.
  • Recommended for soft-bodied insects: common houseflies, mosquitos, small – large (but not XL) roaches, lantern flies, cabbage worms, earwigs and moths. ABSOLUTELY NOT recommended for Carpenter Bees or any other stinging insects such as hornets. For use by responsible people only. Do not shoot at pets, butterflies, kittens, or humans.
  • Non-toxic, accurate within 3 feet & no batteries required. Includes 1-Year Warranty, Limited 2-Year Warranty with Proof of Purchase from Skell.

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I see what you did there

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I cant stop laughing all day they given GE the middle finger hard not to love the developers :joy: :rofl: :joy:

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It honestly is stupid that they don’t have a 100 round MG, and to be fair all their guns do have an artificial dispersion much higher than every other nation. However, the way they constantly complain about it is quite amusing sometimes

Should give them a dubious 100 round Italian MG just to screw with em

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Yes that’s true they should have 100 round MG in the tech tree MG 42 but let the cry babies cry a bit more its really amusing watching them cry for new equipment despite having the most equipment like drug addicts … GIVE US THE DAMN 100 round MG 42 xD ohh so much WEHRABOO tears today …

Yeah it will be amazing if they give them MG 08/15 im gonna just die from laughter :joy: :rofl: :joy:

Give em this

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Well after all their French jokes they deserve it :joy: :rofl: :joy:

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So asking for MG-42 100rnd makes one a Wehraboo?

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They way they do does

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well asking 10000 times and crying all over the forum for ages makes you one :rofl: :joy: :rofl: Now GE knows how it feels when other faction talk about new equipment like planes and tank balance … its just a good lesson GE faction needs to learn before they get their MG 42 … :rofl: :joy: :rofl:

The CM Major tells us to make forum posts for the devs to see, no need to call ppl crybabies for asking for stuff on forums

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I’m a simple man. I want my T26E1-1, M26 T99, the Condors out of the shop, can’t forget about the M3 Halftrack, and maybe a couple other odds n ends

And outside the M3 Halftrack which is just beyond human comprehension of why DF did what they did, I’m not overbearingly constantly begging and demanding these things

Except that MG-42 with 100rnd belt is something that should’ve been added a long time ago. It’s a crime how everyone gets their 100rnd MGs before Germany, especially since Wehrmacht was famous for their machineguns and their squad tactics were centered around them.

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M26 T99? Why?

Well im not against it but after all their trolling and mockery in the forum they deserve it! EVERY YEAR THAT THERE IS NO MG 42 with 100 rounds will make them more desperate and finally they gonna sell them one for 50 Euro :rofl: :joy: :rofl:
capitalism

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It’s a rocket Pershing. What’s not to love? Lol

Careful that’ll “kill the German faction and make you fight nothing but bots” or some bull like that

:rofl: :joy: :rofl: This drug addict will never quite :rofl: :joy: :rofl: its not in their doomer nature they will pay and ask for more

really just look at this :

:fr: A game about the Second World War without the French? - Suggestions - Enlisted

Its every day with their toxic BS and now the devs given them the middle finger that’s gold when GE improves its behavior they can have MG 42 with 100 rounds :rofl: :joy: :rofl:

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Don’t forget the M20 super!

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