German soldiers with stupid names

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A while ago in previous tests, I had a guy called “Willifrank Ameiser”. What are some of yours?

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I need to recreate my Ivan squad for Russia.

Everyone with Ivan in their name goes in the same squad.

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Let the fun begin!

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I had a Hamberger.
Or hamburger

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Diddo Luck (not very lucky in battles tho)
Dietrich Nostitz
Lothar Harder (fitting name for tanker huh)
Kersten Stock (so ironic in war thunder jargon since he is rank 1 level 0)
Bernard Egghart
Thomas Temple (but he doesn´t seem to be a religious type)

Hey, I sent that one to academy and the rascal never returned! So that´s where he is!

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Those are great :joy:

I just got soldier named Ivan Ivanov… you can´t be more Ivan than that XD

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I would go out of my way to make that my first veteran

dedo in spanish means finger so in spanish is more ridiculous

if you can rename them that would be nice :grinning:

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While I’m not so sure about the war, he can definitely win a match of thumb wrestling! :grinning:

I highly doubt that would ever be used for anything else than to call them edgy or stupid names, like Germans all called biggus dickus.

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Gaijin needs to add the Dicker Max to rectify this.

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This has got to be the dumbest one yet.

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Ruediger

I never want to lose this guy. Best name ever!

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Once, there was this feared nazi officer who did a lot of warcrimes and killed a bunch of stuff

His name made many people freeze when they hear it. His name was…“DEDO

Maybe he’s in the wrong time period, maybe he’s a Germanic slave whom his Roman masters nicknamed “Musculus”.

i will not be satisfied untill i’ll have my squad made by:

kurt,
hans,
wilhelm,
fritz,
otto,
frederich,
and erik.

the most generic german names.

( i think we can say, that they are BASED )

( yes, i’m funny or that’s what i would like to believe. )

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Beware of this machine gunner he’s very fast.

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