German soldiers with stupid names

That would translate to “arnold run-chop”
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I just want 7 soldiers all named Hans.

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I should probably give him the axe.

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“Well I pick up my axe and fight lik a bomber
(you know what I mean)” - Jimi Hendrix, Machine Gun

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This one has real russian name ;D

@8383908 @1862135

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oh god that’s cursed

voilà

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I have another winner. I call this guy Slick Willy because…

Slick Willy

I’ve actually promoted him twice and he stayed.

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pantylemon ivan just stuck through his first promotion as well

Maybe they are not particularly funny or stupid but it is somewhat nice to see your nation included. Those are 100% polish surnames although the first names were changed to more “german-like” sounding ones.
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Well that’s Poland and Germany for you.

I have a super German last name but my family history brings it back to Poland, at least when they immigrated.

Nowak is a name from all over central-eastern Europe though.

lol
I somehow always thought you were Chinese
Probably mixed you with some other guy

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I hope that this random names generator makes it to final release honestly. This is just too hilarious to pass.

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PROSPER VON KIRCHENSITTENBACH!!! (spoken with a harsh German accent)

This is my “best” one so far…

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Germani corporis custodes

Pretorian

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I got “Immo Hack” as my pilot, and it definitely feels like “I’m a hacker” when playing with the stupidly OP rockets on the Bf110

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I dunno about you guys but does anyone think the SL is a little suspicious?
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:clown_face:
You all heard of Ivan Ivanov, now get ready for

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