Ok ok ok hear me out
What if… woody is actually a german main… !!!BUT!!! he is acting as a retarded allied main. Thanks to this, woody (as a crypto german main) makes sure that nobody will take suggestions of allied mains seriously, and germans will remain the dominant force.
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Worst of it is that it makes sense. Guy sounds so dumb everytime he talks he just nukes every chances usa faction would get to make sound demands, as everyone dismiss what he says as what it really is: gibberish.
I genuinely think Normandy isn’t good for his mental health: he should play other campaigns. I truly saw his case deteriorate as months came and went, he used to be a bit funny before, believe it or not!
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I saw it last time in Berlin. With the Soviet Union. Let’s just say it’s not the right therapy because there is Fg42 there too.
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pretty chill to talk to, hates germany but will play them if the game decides to put us there
How is it possible
Its 100% true because its done to maintain the “allied main cry more” boogeyman whenever someone points out that German players shit the bed at any slight change
Anyone who claims otherwise is 100% gaslighting
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the join any team button
Pretty sure hes an allied main (insert funny war thunder stats picture)
But he is 100% just trolling. He has been so blatant at times about his trolling that i wonder how people still think hes really like that
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If he’s trolling, he’s getting worse at it lately.
Can’t come up with anything more original than spamming nooooooo
He’s becoming WastedWojak.
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Of course he is serious, nobody would spend or waste so much time trying to play an opposite personality
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Depends.
I myself use this forum solely for entertainment purposes. It’s not like anything we’d write here would have much impact on the game anyway, so I joke much, MUCH more here…
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Well. Aside from his English he is probably not that retarded. He was funny but now I think we (mostly me) are just “overusing” him and once he has to make more than two stories, he is just getting overheated.
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Maybe THATS the conspiracy and the devs created him to make the forum unserios. So much they cant code AI.
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What have we/ Germany done to earn this hate? Didn’t Germany suffer enough?
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