I think it’s important that we agree upon civilized behavior with our upcoming officer swords.
Herein, we shall debate the most acceptable forms of ettiquete and honor in order to establish the utmost in fanciness and pleasure upon the battlefield.|
I put it to my peers that if a man hath drawn his sword, you are obligated by gentlemanly honor to engage him in meele combat by thyne sword or axe. If thou hast neither sword nor axe you are obligated to retreat away from the chivalric opponent and give him the way.
If you draw your sword in the attempt to initiate a duel for your honor and your opponent draws a firearm, you are by all honorable standards entitled to draw your own firearm and shoot him.
Please help me establish the etiquette of Enlisted high society.
Any posts not written in a moderately fancy fashion will henceforth be ridiculed, lambasted and downtroddened.
Mfw when the poors try to poke me with their walmart bayonets.
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And next an asshole armed with an lmg arrive and kill one of the two
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ha, ha, ha.
your comical timing is genious good sir.
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Him emulate our “capitan ventosa”
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da capitan ventosa è tutto, linea allo studio 
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Quando non lo riempiono di mazzate però 
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I hereby pledge myself to uphold this way of combat on the battlefield. Let us elevate ourselves over those peasant mongrels and daze them with our poise and form while we duel like only proper gentlemen know how.
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Felicity and Salutations,
The Enlisted High Society would like to thank you for ingratiating yourself within our society. We feel that you will be an utmost addition that will only serve to elevate our positions in the battlefield, through being well read, well spoken and well fought.
In order to ensure the poors don’t ruin any fencing competitions, the Enlisted Officer’s Club fencing league (a part of our country club platinum plus double excelsio membership) will be disseminating randomly chosen locations to meet for mutual fencing. This will take place via secret messages and written in cursive to ensure poor people can’t read it.
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Good sir, the location of the Enlisted Officer’s Club fencing competition locations is indeed secret, but the club (part of our country club’s platinum plus double excelsio membership) is very public, it wouldn’t be high society if we didn’t endlessly discuss it now would it, my dear boy.
oh my good lord I apologize for the misunderstanding then I offer you some good wine as a sign of respect
Ohhh my… an exquisite year. 1941 chateaux Darkflow.
Don’t mind if I taste for a minute mmm yes oaky, bold, burnt onions. This is really exclusive!
May I ask which saber you will be acquiring here soon?
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This my good lord at only 1599$ a real affair
My good sir, having an affair with a saber will only lead to a cutting separation…
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They need an animation to toss down a glove on the floor to initiate a sword duel.
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Sabre fights we want:
Sabre fights we will get:
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How about this, just as an idea: Left click slashes and right click thrusts. Thrusts and slashes both use stamina, and if you thrust or slash at the same time as your opponent, it creates a parry animation. You need to manage distance and timing to try and wear down their stamina to create an opening.
