Treason!

Well that’s what absolute Monarchy means my friend I’m the state !
I cant commit treason against myself :rofl: What do you think this is some kind of democracy its a dictatorship I mean what you gonna do vote me out :rofl: :joy: :rofl:

So let me congratulate you on your victory:

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It seems you will have to meet the same fate as the parrot.

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rip

Ohh no I was not on the 10th place I joined a bit late they already swarmed the first point xD

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Well Not exactly my friend do you honestly think all this is a coincidence :smiley:

I admit I have puppeteer the entire faction wars :

Now its time to learn the Truth well the Japanese faction did not win I have orchestrated the unfair body armor advantage but the parrot learned too much so well he had to meet his unfortunate end and I have destroyed the German faction. Then this annoying NIEM faction replaced the Germans so well I had to deal with this annoying Italian pizza enjoyers.

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So as you can see I had to silence them so I orchestrated the downfall of the NIEM I think I even executed its leader at some point :smiley:

Then I pretended that you can win a war against the soviets in Manchuria but how can you win after I orchestrated all this unfair advantages the body armor, the buffs to the aircrafts destroyed all Japanese allies the Germans and the Italians and no one really suspected me since I put Deckard on the spotlight as the main Soviet Main so nobody can suspect me and while you where busy arguing with the red parrot well I have took the power in the Japanese faction the most powerful faction so yes my friend it was a trap and you have given me absolute power over the most powerful faction left:

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This is without a doubt the number 1 betrayal in Enlisted history.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiZNSzWIaLo you betrayed us, all of us, I will fight till the end for Japan, our true nation…

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You Bastards South Park GIFs | Tenor

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Come one, even I play Soviets from time to time…

Ahahah well I play all the faction but only with Japan I have 1000 games. The soviets are my least played faction cuz like the Germans I played them in so many WW 2 games that im bored.

Well you cant bushido codes forbids that you are at the Emperors will so will you betray your honor and all the oath you have given to protect the Emperor it goes against the code if you shame yourself by speaking such high treason you must commit seppuku :smiley:

Its not some democracy its build on tradition its build on feudal dictatorship some one from a lower class cant attack the emperor can’t even suggest it.

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Maintain your honor you can chouse your second :smiley:

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Yeah but its not news, what you play.
Imagine it like a restaurant you go to everyday, the people there know you, but nothing unordinary if you go to the other restaurant.

However the Emperor going to a restaurant is news, especially if its very unusual for a man of that prestige to go into a fast food place or Chinese.

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Well that doesn’t matter the Emperor is a living god if he decide you die well you die if he goes to a Chinese restaurant for fast food you also have to maybe you should have stayed in a democratic society Valkay. None of you protested when we destroyed all this nations like with the Americans with their democracy and the soviets with their socialism but now when you have to do a small sacrifice and commit mass seppuku studently absolute feudal dictatorship is bad ehhh ? :smiley: You had plenty of time to protest in the past but let me quote you:

I think its a bit too late to protest :smiley: Absolute feudal dictatorship is not so good after all ehh ? :smiley: You where the people that destroyed the democratic system in the forum and now you gonna cry cuz im gonna execute half of you its not a big deal we are still friends :smiley:
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But look at the bright side I can make you all go to Mc Donald’s and buy HAMBURGERs with me that will be worse then death :smiley: This is how I go to restaurants what do you imagine :

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I will, I prefeer keep my honor intact than play with the soviets: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5xKq2vPUew just chop my head quick!

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you sick!

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Based on traditional Japanese ethics and the historical practice of seppuku , it is highly unlikely and contrary to the established social order for the Emperor to act as a second (kaishakunin) for someone committing seppuku. So you will have to pick someone else @Valkay maybe he can be your second will you give him a hand or a sword in this case :smiley:

The insolence of the peasants they don’t know basic Japanese traditions… Im a living GOD I have more important tasks then chopping your head.

Ohh lol 82455 :joy:… thats how many times I have been called sick xD Its a little hobby of mine i hear this heroic speeches so often so i started making a mental list of how many times i have heard certain lines…

isnt it also against tradition for the emperor to serve as a common foot soldier, if not it should be

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Well yes but im not a soldier I manly practice with my subjects and I was flying my plane so I was not a common foot soldier :smiley: So for me is just a practice not a real combat I do it for my amusement when im bored :smiley: Mainly I play and fly my plane for fun I dont even play meta or try to win thats for the normal plebs :smiley:

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@Valkay I beg you, do it, and @Emperor_Yoshiro I was doing a superman reference :smiley:

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I play doing the engie job, forever till the end

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Its the most important role in the game and yet the most boring xD Unless you are trolling playing Minecraft insane defense systems xD

I play it for fun!

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(No one ask why I, the resident Anglophile, keeps playing as Japan when playing on my own).

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What a load of twaddle