we lost that match because we had to carry this guy’s massive balls since he used the fucking sturmpistole against a sherman it AND IT WORKED
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I always say that the weapon works, it is enough to shoot the tracks to paralyze or destroy the vehicle
but obviously it’s easier to say “StUrM PiStOlE SuCkS” (this is not refered to OP)
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“They said it could not be done…”
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I don’t play Normandy but:
Shermans have very big square (targets) on their flanks, right were they stow their shells. I’ve seen alot of videos of guys (indeed with big balls) exploding shermans with their lil pistol when they shot at those very obvious squares… could it be ppl choose to shoot at random while using that bizzare weapon?
Shrecks are coming anyway 🤷
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SuTrM P1StOle SuKs
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The tracks luke hit the tracks
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good for him and good for you finally have proof that sturmpistole has super super small chance of killing sherman because this is the first time i’ve seen someone killed a sherman with that shit since i play this game months ago. even i killed more plane with Ju 188 than see someone actually kill sherman with sturmpistole, let alone killing sherman i dont even see anyone else killing stuart with it except myself, hell even i’ve never seen anyone else bringing sturmpistole except myself
ofc i tried to kill sherman with sturmpistole but it didnt penetrating or damaging the ammo rack behind the side armor im trying to hit even at point blank
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Watch the video baka
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never said the chance of it all i said is that he has big balls as he is soloing the sherman when he could easily die
I think they made the sturmpistole like an under powered deatpack so work only if hit the bottom or the tracks
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kinda cringed me
yeh you killed a tank in perfectly ideal envirovement, the tank isnt trying to kill you, no infantry trying to kill you, the tank isnt moving, you have have lots of time without fear of getting killed, you have time to think where to shoot, etc etc
No i made the proof if you hit the tracks of a tanks even the sturmpistole one shoot him, ist true accept to have wrong is hard because is hard use the brain to flank a tank rigth to hard
Is better give the fault of our usless to the wapons rigth
yup, you didnt. but here’s the math (everything is just assumption it can be wrong)
like this, for example you’ve played for 1000 match (idk the exact number but you get the idea) yet this is the first time you saw someone killed sherman with sturmpistole considering this is your 1st time posted this kind of kill so 1/1000 = 0.001% chance of killing sherman with sturmpistole
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read this part pls
kinda hard to explain it to you, here’s the metaphor using war thunder logic
it’s like somene forcing me to kill leopard with BT-5 but when i failed they’d mock me but when i succed they’d say “BT-5 can kill leopard, BT-5 is equal to leopard, let’s increase the BR as high as leopard”
but objectively speaking, sturmpistole struggle isnt as bad as PIAT struggle when killing end level tank, so it isnt balanced
This is not war thunder this is your problem try to put war thunder logic here, the veichels use a simplified damage system instead to use the super complex one of war thunder, every veichle here is able to kill another one if hit the rigth spot same for the at wapons, you need to understand this game is different from war thunder in fact the level of the wapons and campaign are here only for a sort of progression you are free to use only bolt-action for all the game and still do 1st place every time this is the good of enlisted THE BR DONT EXIST HERE (for now)
PS
As i say if you are unable to flank a tank and hit the tracks (not a small spot) in battle its your fault not wapons whats you expect the enemy tank says “hy come here and kill me” maybe you are not a good player for do this but dont judge the others in base of your experience because you dont are able to do this dont mean, im and other dont are able to do this (use sturmpistole for kill tanks)
PPS
The video is long 9 second i shoot in the first 4 (and in the first 2 second i start the record) yes i took to time for aim rigth?
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i’ve predicted you’d say that 3 weeks ago
i said it
but you get the idea
even tho the tank mechanic is literally stripped from war thunder? it’s just the damage model still rigged
either way most people know pz4h isnt equal to jumbo
german need to flank while US with PIAT can just head-on with pz4 and still can kill it, very balanced
the tank in practice mode literally say that, just like the tank in your video
i was right, read this
even tho in the first place the sturmpistole wasnt meant to kill target as armored as jumbo, it’s panzerfaust or panzerschreck job
there’s literally tons of player saying jumbo OP, sturmpistole useless
please, a lot of players, and in your opinion those have played fps as much as I have been playing since I was 4, that is, for about 20 years I am certainly much more experienced than them and able to play, of people who are the only fps that he touched are battlefield and cod do you really want to believe their opinions are objective or just moaning because the game is not as easy as cod or battlefield yes the jumbo has incredible front armor but is easy prey is “too slow” easy to get around, the “sturmpistole” needs to be handled with precision once you get the hang of it you use it quickly, all you have to do is learn to use what you have as I did for example in berlin I learned after failures that if I want to destroy the t34 -85 with the panzerfaust I have to hit it on the upper part of the turret, how much it took me to understand it 2 weeks, everyone said that the panzerfaust was not needed against the t34-85 it was useless but I tried and I succeeded, if you don’t try how do you know if something is true or false
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Aye Sherman hater here 
I despised going up against them until I unlocked it and realised how much pain in the ass it is to drive it. It’s classified as a medium tank but I never seen one go more than 10 mph and forget turning while moving.
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the sherman is a good tank but use him in the actual map is “hard” better joins german and kill them
same with german, even when i ride 2nd pz3 in moscow i was suprised how fast it is compared to german tank in normandy, idk the exact number tho