What each nation gets in enlisted for updates
Soviets: IS-3 (Br-1), SU-25 (BR-1), AK-47 (Br-1), and the balanced Object 279 (Br-2). Oh yeah and also every other nations TT.
Americans: Another Thompson SMG, and another Sherman.
Germans: Nothing (or a new colored MP-40 or a new Tiger H1, with bushes on it that only cost $50)
Italians: a weapon which irl could have good stats but in enlisted they give it worse stats and place it at the highest Br.
Hungarians and Romanians: wait these are countries?
UK: a Lewis gun squad but! The squad cost $25 and is actually American
Common wealth countries: alright! You’re making these up!
Japan: basic things they should’ve have a long time ago or something from another nation.
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Just give me a bot that will cross the street without having to stop in the middle of it to wave at the enemy. 
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You have to wait 5 more years. Bots are busy studying at the bot school. Once they get their certificate they for sure will behave like real humans.
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Meanwhile Finland gets:
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They also did recently get that one LMG, but I would live to see better finish representation in rnlisted
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There is also 2 SMGs 1 in premium squad(that is German) and 1 as gold order.
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Well there is a reason for that I have a theory :
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Oof.
The worst part is that this might not actually be a exaggeration, there’s a non-0% chance that they’ll actually do this at some point.
I guess the best parody is one based on actual reality…
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The Suomi KP/31 should be in the TT, there is also the AL-43 which is practically a Suomi in 7x35mm and 9x35mm, also the Lilja M1943 in 7x40mm and 9x40mm but they would be too broken for the other factions
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Don’t forget to uptier everything on the axis to BR one trillion, we need “balancing” of course! T-90 vs Tiger 2 seems pretty fair right?
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