Welcome to the first ever installment of MEAPP! In this series we here over at lightstream are happy to announce that anything going forward will always be 90/10. What is this ratio referring to and why is it important? Well, let me be prideful in saying that this ratio is based around the quality of future updates!
Many players have come to us begging for features to be added like Bombing Runs in all Campaigns! We have gathered some of the sources here. “Add bombers to normandy and moscow or riot!” - cowtipperinanus69. We heard you loud in clear cowanus, and we are proud to finally add one of Stalingrad’s best features into most campaigns now! Thanks for all the support on the forums and on the reddit from every loyal and subservient player of Enlisted! We wish to hear all the feedback about this specific change coming soon from the update!
But let’s get back on topic - 90/10. We here at lightstream have come to the following: all content going forward will be 90% premiums and 10% progression. This is to ensure a healthy, rich, and flavorful relationship with many of the players so that all the good stuff being released right now can be a holiday gift for you or a friend!
And that’s not all! We over at lightstream treat holidays as a full year event! This means every update will be treated as a holiday where we will announce each one of the premiums in this 90% at a 44% discount while still keeping the price of each one of these squads $40+! We understand that our special discounts are the key to a great successful relationship with the players, which is why we are allowing you to bundle four of the newest premiums for a total price of $300! What do you mean it would cost less to buy separately, cowanus69?
Ehem, nevertheless, we hope to hear feedback about all our important and community friendly updates! And for a special prize to those who appreciate us the most, we know you love explosives in your infantry focused shooter, which is why we are including national AA guns!
Thanks for taking the time to hear our love letter and for being a fantastic community!
And to praise our community once again, here is one of our best players still in active!
Our customer service representatives over at lightstream appreciate this meme and will be sending it to all the non supporters of the upcoming update! Thank you for your wonderful contribution to our beautiful forums! )))
We actually heard of that company… gayjiggle is quite nefarious with their practice of 90% free to play to 10% premiums. It baffles everyone here at brightstream. They honestly should be boycotted, I agree.
Can Your team provide info on how much would all premium squads cost.
I would like to know which body part to sell.
Maybe add liver/kidney transplant as payment option? (Of coure 1kidney=1year premium content)
Hi! Our team estimates High Caliber will be roughly $400 for everything across all six campaigns! You could sell one of your hands with its forearm included to get near that amount, but we here at brightstream will give you an amputee discount if you consider it. Or, we can send a representative in approximately 8 months to come collect 1.5 pints of blood as part of our blood tax ritual discount plan.
Sadly though, we have had too many complaints from NATO about the improper usage of liver and kidney extraction surgeries as the cost to keep the person sedated enough was not worth the amount we would collect from their bodies. We are sorry for this situation, as we are a small family company that operates in discounts.
With our current customization model, we here at brightstream would like to confirm that it would take $80 to custom fit one entire soldier from head to toe. We are planning to add face wrinkle and scar support and each one of them is an additional 800 enlisted gold each, so be prepared and be sure to place them correctly!
What inspired the team to copy-paste the A-20 into Tunisia with only 12 × M8 rockets, against an overpowered G.55 Serie 0 with 2 × 100 kg that would fucking terrorize the ever living shit out of the ground.
PS All the best wishes to Keo in his Ural mountain resort.
Good question! We loved the feedback about the BEAUFIGHTER MK X with its RP-3 rockets and since allies were having a tough time even after that update… we tried to balance them out with those flamethrower squads! It still did not seem good enough, even with the expanded thompson unlock beforehand and the sherman II tank!
It seems no matter what we do, the axis still overpowers the allies in tunisia! We gathered all of this unbiased evidence and took a break from tunisia to not add gold orders this battle pass, and instead put more time into the pricing of the upcoming owen gun and whatever the hell the axis scraps we throw to them.
We only thought it was fitting to add another rocket plane directly after the last plane that had rockets, but give the newer one even more rockets to mess with! Brightstream does acknowledge that the G.55 might be overpowered with its 2x100kg payload so we will keep a close eye on monitoring the stability of the balance.
Keo is under heavy guard and is happily enjoying each breath he our representatives make sure he is apart of the family. Remember, we are small - and if you are apart of the family, we like to keep you extra close to us.
I wonder if I’m a big enough to get away with politely requesting that all CMs/whoever is responsible with punishing blatant hackers go off themselves in whatever creative way they see fit and for once, by doing so, be helpfull simply by cutting the O2 and H2O consumption of our planet which they are doing anyway while being useless and incompetent just like they currently are.
Finally some quality announcement.
Possible to share the date for the AK-47 early in moscow?
Possible to know when the laser guns from the moon event will be implemented?
In response for EdVanSchleck, our upcoming AK-47 bundle will be added to the Battle of Ukraine campaign coming in late 2023. We over at brightstream have considered that ongoing wars are in fact, profitable, and we want to give all the special discounts to all the RU players out there that are negatively affected by the inflation caused by decisions that were almost flawless but somehow always seemed to fail before it began?
Strange to think about, but brightstream does not consider both sides to a story - only the truth is the winner! And speaking of the truth, the laser guns will not be implemented in the near future, but the effect of blowing a soldier to bits with that railgun sniper might make its way soon via direct impacted tank shells!
We can refill it for you for $39.99 if you wish, or we can bundle our spit with it for a 33% discount for a total of $52.99. We here at brightstream gives fair and equal discounts to anyone with any issue and grievance! )))
you guys are tremendous , thank you very much !
in one of your latest devblogs it was mentioned there will be lend leased M1 Abrams premium squad for soviets in berlin, may i ask when it will be implemented and price ?
to get away with politely requesting that all CMs/whoever is responsible with punishing blatant hackers go off themselves in whatever creative way they see fit and for once, by doing so, be helpfull simply by cutting the O2 and H2O consumption of our planet which they are doing anyway while being useless and incompetent just like they currently are.
