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Hi I’m Ghost and I’m a C&B torture addict. I will regularly play Germany on Enlisted and I hate it but I keep doing it.

I noticed a lot of questions about whether Germany is UP on the forums and thought I would illustrate what people mean when they call German players troglodytes.

The screenshot below illustrates how we spent 500 of our tickets during the game. I cleared the point multiple times by myself and held it but ended up succumbing to the hordes of soviet fighters.

Please note 90% of the team clusterfucking away from the cap point. No they did not use that to flank the point. They stayed there and proceeded to get shelled and bombed.

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Ended up capping the first point when a second squad arrived on my fourth or so time taking it by myself. We moved all the way to the last point but I couldn’t keep holding the points by myself. Ended up dying a lot because of it.

Summary of the story: No amount of STG44s or full-powered FG42s will help you win when you are this awful at the game.

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true that, lets face, wehrabos arent the best players in general.

Which is a problem, because that means you cant balance this game according to the overall Win/Loss rate.

It’s a difficult situation.

-.> don’t balance to compensate for wehraboos being stupid
all your opposition quits the game and it becomes PVE.

→ balance the faction to compensate for the luke warm IQ
people like me wreck house

Been playing Soviets and been having a much more fun time. Hell I went AFK to get get my uber eats order and chat with my GF. My dude was still AFK, alive, on the enemy cap when I got back.

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I always get that in Berlin as Germany too- hard to win when everyone on my team is, no exaggeration, 250m+ from the objective

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AHAHAH, if you think you have problem playng germany in moscow and berlin go try the normandy campaign…God how i regret leveling up to lvl 19 with the germans there and wasting all my resources in good equipment

Honestly, I focused on German in all campaign lol. I played as German in 90% of my games. lol… I put all my investment on the German, but I think I would loss it… lol

Yes, German is UP and most of experienced players are abandoning German because of it. When I am already in the top 3 of the players, I know how bad my team is because I am not a good player. lol… The worst campaign for German is Normandy and the best is Moscow. Berlin is not bad.

how do you know they are UP? how do you know that they are leaving because of germany being UP and not because they are done with their lack of a team, or they’ve finished the german side? since germany gets things like EXTREMELY powerful CAS, automatic rifles for everyone in normandy while americans get a glorified SMG, they get MG34 with no recoil and same with mg42 from what i’ve heard

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Germany isn’t underpowered in any sense other than brainpower
And the only good players bailed because carrying the chaff like you is unironically bad for their mental health

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Exactly the point I was trying to make.

Nearly carried the German team kicking and screaming to a win while they gaggle fucked in a completely irrelevant portion of the map.

Me: get on the fuggin cap

Germans: stop being toxic. REPORTED>

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I’m 29 Allied, Normandy, 15 allied Moscow, 9 axis Normandy and 12 axis Moscow. I don’t see the problem. Win 80% of my games no matter what side I play.

Ah, good to know I’m not the only person being driven crazy by this.

that`s why i have suggested reducing initial tickets, but giving more tickets as a reward after the first point. i have been in similar situation from the opposite side, playing against troglodytes is not fun.

But you should see Maisky Forestry invasions : first point - easy to capture , its the second point where the idiots shine. 90 % of my wins on that map are on defending second point, cause more than half of the german players stay on the other side of the river and snipe from there, snipers,bolt actions, machine guns even tanks just camp on the other side while 1 or 2 of them actually try to capture the point.