so I’ve got a bunch of russians and german main, with the rare american main in my basement playing this game so I can collect their tears and salt to sell on the black market. now I need help keeping the feds off of me, I do pay my taxes since i’m not insane to take on the IRS, because it’s apparently inhumane to lock people against their will, and not take care of them
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Ditch them in the Rhine,
They’ll figure out the rest.
( it usually works. Usually. )
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throw them at little italy no one will ask questions
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i’ll do that as soon as i figure out how to keep them alive down there since gamer salt is quite valuable
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Alive?
Ah sorry, can’t help there.
But wait, you should have plenty of room in the basement, no?
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Surely the American will be a little bit upset, but hey, moneys are moneys.
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damn, time to pull a minecraft and build an underwater house, can’t find me down there when i’m 6 miles under and in international water since a basement can only hide them for so long
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tried to put them in the matrix i heard it works in keeping prisoners alive, producing electricity for free and playing 24/24 nonstop, the downside is that they could become martial arts masters and revolt
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that would be easier to do since coding is a lot easier than building a house down in the twilight zone i think
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Sure, that sounds like a good idea, but if they don’t sleep, phantoms will bother.
Let alone ender men stealing shit.
So keep in mind to give them a pumpkin.
But worst, you’ll have to show a project, and actually make the mayor of your city aware. Or you will have to pay further down the line penalties…
You would like to avoid that. Because… taxes after all…
And could be considered illegal.
Especially if they found out.
But nontheless:
It just works ( 
)
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todd howard knew how to do these, that’s why he made fallout 76 the way it ended up being, because his main source of income was gamer salt
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Go to Mexico!This is your last chance.
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What?! Wait, is it? Fuck, gotta go…
On a second thought, hang on a sec. When you say “inhumane”, do you also mean “illegal”? It’s a long trip.
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Price of german tiers had dropped dramatically after they released berlin… even it is most historical accurate campaing. So there is no use for those basement dwellers
But good news is that allied side salt is pricier then ever
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