Funniest soldier names?

I got an Italian dude named Amato Rizzi, changed his name to “The Rizzler” that’s the only time I have ever used a name change order

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You know Italians have all of that rizz

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Jakob Hammer who uses a hammer
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John Thompson with a thompson


Stuart Dawson who commands a stuart

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Ferrari
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2 Rizzi with identical names

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Comissar Komissarov

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Paris liberating Paris


Theodore Jackson in a m36 jackson
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Antonio Ross with a ross rifle
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Jeffrey Johnson with a Johnson
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Gabriel Enfield with a enfield
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Miracle

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Romanov in NKVD.

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Reminds me, I got a dude named Ilya Iln

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also got a German guy named “Dirk Bloch”

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[A STAND-BY JOKE ABOUT A BOOK WITH A NAME THAT SOUNDS ALMOST LIKE MINECRAFT…]

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When I started playing this game, one of my first snipers ever was German named Goetz Goetz.

But I eventually sold him, because he wasn’t max rolled.

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I got a german sniper called F.Harder. changed it to F U Harder lol xxx

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his name is reminiscent of some Italian sauce or something

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My Silenced Mp40 guys having names like “Grassman” or “Grasser”.

No I didn’t change the names

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Thats crazy rng

Have you ever considered gambling? (Joke btw, dont gamble)

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GAMBLING PAYS OFF!!!

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Do i always end up quitting right before a big win? I may never know

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My grass guy is mr. Hell
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I only ever used that once - named my first assaulter “massive wanker”, then I realised I am a grown up and not playing call of duty.

No one sees those names anyways - which makes this all so pointless.

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Hell means bright in german - which is still a very weird last name.

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Roman Ramirez, lol.

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sounds more like a female name.

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