I got an Italian dude named Amato Rizzi, changed his name to “The Rizzler” that’s the only time I have ever used a name change order
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You know Italians have all of that rizz
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Jakob Hammer who uses a hammer
John Thompson with a thompson
Stuart Dawson who commands a stuart
Ferrari
2 Rizzi with identical names
Comissar Komissarov
Paris liberating Paris
Theodore Jackson in a m36 jackson
Antonio Ross with a ross rifle
Jeffrey Johnson with a Johnson
Gabriel Enfield with a enfield
Miracle
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Reminds me, I got a dude named Ilya Iln
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[A STAND-BY JOKE ABOUT A BOOK WITH A NAME THAT SOUNDS ALMOST LIKE MINECRAFT…]
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When I started playing this game, one of my first snipers ever was German named Goetz Goetz.
But I eventually sold him, because he wasn’t max rolled.
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I got a german sniper called F.Harder. changed it to F U Harder lol xxx
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his name is reminiscent of some Italian sauce or something
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Thats crazy rng
Have you ever considered gambling? (Joke btw, dont gamble)
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GAMBLING PAYS OFF!!!
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Do i always end up quitting right before a big win? I may never know
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My grass guy is mr. Hell
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I only ever used that once - named my first assaulter “massive wanker”, then I realised I am a grown up and not playing call of duty.
No one sees those names anyways - which makes this all so pointless.
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Hell means bright in german - which is still a very weird last name.
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