Greetings welcome to Enlisted news, today we’ll be covering the current epidemic sweeping Enlisted…
Recent reports say that the use of fentanyl has exploded , here is a picture of one of many fent folders littering our maps:
The drug craze has even affected firearms, a citizen who has asked to remain anonymous has sent in this image of his Lewis gun smoking a blunt mid battle:
(Real talk the sights are also glitched in this picture)
•When Enlisted officials were asked about the situation, our correspondent was given this invitation to use some drugs:
(This image has been taken out of context)
This is hardly surprising however as recent polling reveals rampant narcotics usage amongst forum members:
That’s all we have time for in today’s broadcast, tune in next time where we’ll investigate how lower IQ correlates to reduced rally point construction by players.
