Enlisted Confession Therapy 2

The original one got locked so im creating a 2nd edition since the op is in Banworld.

Anyway this is where you come and ̶c̶o̶n̶f̶e̶s̶s̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶s̶i̶n̶s̶ ̶ share any irregular activities you practice whilst playing Enlisted.

I’ll go first… I listen to and occasionally sing Jewish songs in Hebrew whilst playing as the USSR.

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This game itself is an irregular activity not going to lie

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Play marching songs during the games to get a rhythm.

The levels of irony in the statement are priceless.

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I sometimes check the forums after a few matches

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i spend more time in forum than in game

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Lately I’ve been focusing if the new updates have brought more bugs than features. It’s kind of fun trying to keep count. But I always get tired of it quickly, so I don’t have any worthwhile stats.

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WTF jannies plz do something

Oh but to the point: I wait until the enemy I downed finishes bandaging before killing them again

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i have an entire volkssturm line up. with carefully selected entire squad using one uniform. but it’s kinda the opposite. they are kinda the death squads with not so efficient weapons. it’s… weird. in a odd sense.

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and occasionlly play with it.

it also made me addicted to PHONK music.
( eh… i wouldn’t call that music. but for some reason my brain is like: " this is shit, let’s keep continue to hear it " )

also, i wasted more than 1 milion and a half making the perfect paratrooper units for both Normandy and Berlin ) for the most part, historical accurate. with the best perks and what not.

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let alone, the ability of playing all of them 3 at once is fairly low. because if you play with one, you won’t play with the other two. i’m not the brightest. but it’s about consistency.

i don’t mean it as a brag.

but i do believe it’s a call for help.

which, are around 2 to 3 mils for campaigns that i’m not guaranteed to even fight on or gets the cosmetic across other campaigns.

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If I’m bored I’ll sometimes run double P-47 into Beaufighter

I also treat Ju188 as a fighter, it’s funky but silly

Nothing really big, but still something

Started playing Germany BR2 to show the new guys how to play.
Starting to enjoy way too much destroying those clueless allies.
Also I eithet listen to Nightcore or classics from 40s while playing.

Oh…
Made me realize I DO have a really scum habit…

When I down the last guy in an enemy squad and see he’s human, trying to crawl away or bandage, I crouch right in face and stare like this:
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When the guy, in desperation shi… “drops” a grenade at his feet, I slowly pick it up, throw it away, then go back crouching in front, staring like this:
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Then near the end of the bandage animation, I execute with a pistol bullet.

Uh.

I might indeed, be an ass.

Also:

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Every single one of my soldiers has the fully upgraded medkit usage and crawling speed perk, it’s saved me countless times.

But as a Soviet main I confess that I view all of my teammates that don’t look like this as complete noobs
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I also did an experiment once where I played 20 games as Soviets, 10 games where I didn’t build a rally point, and the other 10 where I built rallys. We lost those all 10 games without it because once again my teammates are always trash, whilst we won 7-8 of those game where I built it.

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After 118 games as USSR they are the worst for rally’s used/usage, they just don’t use them, let alone build them :smile:

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Ok finally thought of a confession, bit embarrassing really :rofl:
After 2y of only now and then flying, when no one using them, or pesky tank, i will fly
Only just discovered pressing the middle mouse button, actually fires the main guns :rofl:
been flying all this time just using the small guns. hahaha

As far as I know, it shoots all guns by default. Didn’t you rebind the buttons for main and secondary tank guns?
Since planes and tanks do share share this iirc.

never lol, just play with the default settings game came with :stuck_out_tongue:
Not really a tank player, because i know how easy they are to take out? lol
Nor a pilot, just enough to bomb annoying tank

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Interesting :face_with_raised_eyebrow::face_with_monocle::face_with_monocle:

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Hopefully these waste 15 minutes of life and disgust others with their existence. Live forever in tents and carts on the street & park

I am quitting every map or game mode I don’t like.

“Looking with pure spite at Manor Assault”

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You ok buddy?

Felt good taking that out of your chest?
(Whatever that even is)