Could you put civilian bots in the game and make it a penalty if you kill them and give them the ability to heal you
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Yes, make them wander around as nothing happens right in the middle of the battle.
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jongun-ianpu?
waaaait… what?
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YES! Lovely idea.
Photo of civilians caught in the crossfire between Russian and German troops. Often wrongly attributed as some sort of execution but it’s quite obvious they are shooting past the civilians.
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I’m against it because it entails adding French people to the game.
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I sexually Identify as French. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of hon honing under l’arc de triomphe dropping hot sticky crepes on disgusting tourists. People say to me that a person being a French is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beau. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a large nose, goatee and finely aged baguettes on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Marien and respect my right to surrender from below and surrender needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a francophobe and need to check your anglosphere privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
P.S. my pronouns are Il/Le/Lui and you better fucking respect them, merde-lords
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War crime simulator, lets go babe 
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Alright I was doing some math and
France consumes a yearly amount of 3250T of frogs per year. the average frog weight is 22g, which means there’s 22222 frogs per 1mil kg,which comes to 72221 frogs per year.
The population of france is 67 mil. 72221:67mil=0.001(frogs that an average french covilian eats per year). which makes them 0.001% frog becouse you are what you eat
Which proves that french people are subhuman and so it should be legal to commit any war crimes towards them.
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bro i don’t even know how to respond to this but well done.
French - gives you bread that heals you slightly
Russians give you vodka which blurs your vision and try to sell you a wife.
Germans start measuring your nose.
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Then when we get Tunisia, every time you fire on the allied side, a bunch of civilians run out to start picking up your brass.
at least I think it was just Germany and Russia using steel casings.
Yes more war crime to do with the flameres
French guns for sale:
Never fired, only dropped once.
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that kind of thing made sense in insurgency games with asymetric warfare (project reality) but not here.
I disagree.
Haha
It will be really a problem for Germans because they will started asking for Juice.
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I think the OP just wants to gun down a woman charging with a shovel
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*future terrorist
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Even if they don’t let us do war crimes as epic gamers like to, it would be nice detail for Berlin maps to have low detail civilian running across the streets outside of the playable area on the German side of the map or hear them talking behind a locked bomb shelter door.