BREAKING NEWS: social tension against keo

Breaking News: in France, several union have organised a march Monday 14th November against Keofox (KEO) and the minimum wage (SMIC)

10 000 people according to the organizers.
5 people according to Gaijin.

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In exclusivity, we have manage to ask different questions on the phone to Gaijin head of communication.

Q: What is position of Gaijin according to the recent event and the revendication.
R: How did you get this number and what the fuck are you talking about?

Q: 4 of the most important unions in France have complain about the way you balance the game you lake of implication in reducing the the cost of fuel since the energy crysis. Do you have any plan?
R: I think you are mistaken, we have nothing to do with all of these. We are a video game company.

Q: So you admit you incompetence to solve this problem.
R: Sir, I will have to stop this conversation, I have an important meeting in coming.

Q: The energy prices have a big impact to the life of every worker in France, what do you want to tell us today?
R: Sir, I will ask you to stop calling me.

Q: How the new update will reduce your CO2 impact?
R: If you don’t stop calling me I will call the Police.

The dialogue between the unions and Gaijin are judged barren by the different representative while each major update of Enlisted is followed by an increase in the price of energy. According to Robert 54yo welder, it’s just a matter of time before the general mobilisation is proclaim. As Gaijin representative stated: the use of police force is not prohibited.

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The Paris Commune is about to make a comeback.
They will attack eastward to occupy the Gaijin headquarters and turn Enlisted into a completely free game belonging to players!!! :laughing: :fr:
Long live the proletariat! Vive la France!

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wtf is KEO ?
Leftist are so useless specially in France … whine is their special skill

They are usless even in italy dont worry, make angry telegram post is their speciality here

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The real left has disappeared

And if i say to you hitler was more socialist than stalin?

It’s like asking what taste better between cyanide and arsenic…

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No, the real phone conversation was:

— What is position of Gaijin according to the recent events?
— Каво, б*я? Говори по-русски, е*ана!
— Ehm… 4 of the most important unions in France have complain about the way you balance the game and…
— Вы кто такие, б*я? Я вас не звал, идите на х*й!

Phone beeps.

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What am I reading ?

WTF Opposing proletarian revolution and killing the German commies is also socialism?

Please don’t try to make posters for Goebbels

If I was born one century ago I would either be a journalist that makes caricatures against corrupted government members or I would be working for the official propaganda bureau and make nice poster for the government.
There is no middle.

But I’m gonna be real with you, working for the government is a more stable job.

something not related to this game.

Yes

And give even that adrenalin discharge wen you have to enforce your autorithy

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This is only a problem for people at the other end of the hippy stick.

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Well most of them are bots

A joke:

  • dad, I decided to be a criminal when I grow up!
  • good. Private or government sector?
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