What are your funniest/strangest soldier names?

For example, I have a Normandy Axis tanker named Willibald Schlang.

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Jesus Goodman

Prince Gomez

German Gulyaev (funny because he’s russian)

Stepan Stepanov

German is really a German Name i know some Guy he is over 80

Back in the 70’s in Australia, we had like action figures, like G.I Joe etc, Action Jackson
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Anyway, in Game i made one Action Jackson, lol
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The T at end is for Tank :stuck_out_tongue:
Was going to make a Engineer one etc, etc

Also have a Engelbert, on a radioman, wanted to make him Engelbert Humperdinck, not enough spaces.

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The russian spell H like G so its actually Herman, the funny moustache man’s last name for them is spelled Gitler.

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ik, it was still funny to read tho

Bruce_Li

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One of my engineers named Arbulf Hitter wins this contest for me. This combination sounds just too funny, like a poor copy.

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I also got collection of polish surnames for the Axis soldiers.

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Out of all riddiculous names, this one is probably my most favourite name I ever got.

Too bad he is forever gone due to the post CBT wipe of progress.

ivanivanovsoldier

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i had one dude named Winrich Gamer. i accidentally sendt him to the rear in one of my purges. but i made a post about it so i have a picture.

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Easy to make this mistake, but German is Russian name of Latin origin (from Germanus). Hermann is totally different name of germanic origin. Yes, in Russian they would sound almost identical, but Hermann is very rare in Russia, why German is not. In fact, second Soviet cosmonaut had this name.

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John Doe, literally.

Did it come with +100% melee damage perk included?

One’s first name is Adolf

I named my flametrooper Chef Boyardee

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I had my beloved super stereotypical Russian name for one grunt in Moscow: Yvan Popov. Sadly, I lost him to the academy a while back…

Remember this kid?

This is him now. Feel old yet?

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ROA\RONA tanker?