Tunisian Campaign: New gold Soldier Order, Caporal WOJTEK

I would like to propose a new golden order soldier for the Tunisian Campagn that is lacking of content.

From Egypt, the Polish II Corps was reassigned to fight alongside the British Eighth Army in the Italian campaign: Caporal Wojtek from the Polish army, 22nd Artillery Supply Company.

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As an enlisted soldier with his own paybook, rank, and serial number, he lived with the other men in tents or in a special wooden crate, which was transported by truck. During the Battle of Monte Cassino, Wojtek helped his unit to convey ammunition by carrying 100-pound (45 kg) crates of 25-pound artillery shells, never dropping any of them.

His service at Monte Cassino earned him promotion to the rank of caporal. In recognition of Wojtek’s popularity, a depiction of a bear carrying an artillery shell was adopted as the official emblem of the 22nd Company.

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After a succesfull service during WW2, Caporal Wojtek died in December 1963, at the age of 21, weighing nearly 500 kilograms (1,100 lb), and was over 1.8 metres (5.9 ft) tall.
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Following demobilisation on 15 November 1947, Wojtek was given to Edinburgh Zoo, where he spent the rest of his life, often visited by journalists and former Polish soldiers, some of whom tossed cigarettes for him to eat, as he did during his time in the army. Media attention contributed to Wojtek’s popularity. He was a frequent guest on BBC television’s Blue Peter programme for children.

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Of course, he would be equiped with a PAW-20 and be member a squad of 2 mortar . Specialized in close combat his role is to defend the position. And inflict psychological damage to the ennemy team.

His perk are:

  • +500% Stamina
  • +100% climbing distance
  • +200% Mele damage
  • +20% Faster roload speed for the mortar team
  • +30% swim speed

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Yup. Sometimes I’m bored.

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wait a minute, that’s a bear

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that’s racist.

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Master of observation here, everyone give a round of applause.

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oh, shit. sorry. don’t mean to

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Honestly, I would like to see that tapestry (or whatever it’s called) from the first image in game, similarly to banners. Maybe other squads could have their own as well.

This is the most historically accurate BS sugestion on this forum.
Where do I have to sign?

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You see an enemy sniper shooting at you across Beloe Lake. You try to shoot back but he downs you. Just as he’s getting ready to finish you off a wild bear jumps out from the bush behind him and mauls him to death. It would be funny to add random wildlife spawns to the maps to add a bit of variety, fun, and rage. Bears, wolves, deer charging you down with their antlers, etc The Strange WW1 Truce to Fight a Pack of Man-Eating Wolves - YouTube

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Maybe Wojack could be part of a mortar squad or like when in the same squad as mortarmen, all mortarmen can carry extra ammo and reload faster. Wojeck would be melee only but 1 shot melee ppl and be able to survie multiable rifle shots without being downed.

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Oh no please we dont need some animalist start a war because a bear beign killed in a game
(+1 i want it)

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+1 gib now :V

The “PAW-20” from the last image is there just to be a pun, isn’t it.

It’s a trick:
The dev will say “no, we cannot put a 2000 weapon in a ww2 game”
So it distract them from the fact that the caporal is a bear.

Smart. Isn’t it?

Yea it’s a pun…

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I admire your dedication.

I indeed think the bear was too big, for Wojtek was suppose to be 2 years old, and smaller than the size of a humain.

Great investigation!

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How many good topics have I missed.

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3 or 4.

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The rest are shitpost

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we need this ingame now! pacific is shit anyways…

It’s fake because wojtek was an artillerybear and not a mortarbear.
However the German army did not have any bears. They would have had to serve in the SS.