Time Travelling Gold Order: Jimi Heselden

I don’t know what the devs were thinking? They included all of this man’s inventions in the Pacific front:

At least give the guy some credit by making him a Gold Order Engineer in the Pacific for the Americans (because we don’t add secondary armies anymore because who cares about that, am I right?). Here, I will even make a backstory for the soldier so that there is reason for him and his barriers to be in the Pacific front:

So, Jimi is a British man who worked as a coal miner. He lost his job in the mid 80s and started his own workshop. He then created the magical plan for the HESCO Barriers there, it was so magical that because it was the 80s, Doc Brown came to a schreeching halt outside in his DeLorean. Mr. Jimi came outside and joined the Doc on an adventure. They went back to the 1940s, however, whether it be by a stroke or a episode of dementia, Doc Brown yelled at Jimi, “What the Hell! You aren’t Marty!” and jumped back into his DeLorean and drove Back to the Future, leaving Jimi all by himself on the Solomon Islands. He spent all his time there making lots and lots of HESCO Barriers until the Americans came and he was like “Hey! You guys speak English! Let me help you guys out!” So he then started to help the Americans fight the Japanese in the Pacific, going through buildings where he can see his own creation, the HESCO Barriers lying around. And they lived happily ever after.

Credit to @ErikaKalkbrenner for the picture (hope I got some laughs, lol)

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I have a vagule clue what they were thinking:
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At least the implementation of Jimi Heselden will give reasoning behind them being there. You are welcome developers for the freebie.

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Those are probably old shipments of rice grains for the Japanese.

I know Asians love rice, but they don’t love rice THIS much:







Not to mention, that the literal casing around that sand is a HESCO barrier which didn’t come about until the 1980s

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Well, maybe they liked rice more?

I agree though. They should replace them with sandbax instead.