if you could create a silly hint, like how war thunder has some silly ones like “do not stand near a bomb”, what would it say?
dont build barbedwire in our spawnbeacons FFS
“Play the objective or uninstall the game”
“Build spawnbeacons, they win games”
“Try shooting in the same direction the bots do”
Please put this on every single loading screen, In giant fucking font.
don’t step on mines!
" Bots are as good as the average player, that’s why people complain about them!"
That would actually explain the seeming dumbing down they got a couple months ago
“Some weapons can hurt friendlies and some can’t.”
“When you are frustrated from losing, try improving your mood by getting into an argument.”
Shooting a tank with a rifle is ineffective!
“No you can’t nerf it just because it killed you!”
“Did you know? If you press V it marks the enemies.”
“Even your bots will take a pot shot at marked targets.”
I like this one but unfortunately it’s just an insider joke. A large part of the playerbase knows only the meaning of “nerd” but not the “nerf”. Similar one would be
“Git gud”
" standing in the gray area might kill you. "
" you cannot use the hammer as a melee weapon, so don’t even try it. "
and lastly, my favorite,
" if you keep shooting at the tank in the same spots over and over, and this one is not dying, you are proabably doing something wrong "
Another one that will not end up in-game but I liked: “Never throw a grenade in a yellow snow spot.”
Some people were too sensitive and felt offended by it however. Been flagged 🤷 Since it was just a very base joke I didn’t bother modifying it.
Maybe it was racist? You left out the brown snow spots. They are even more scary.
“Tanks are big and heavy. Don’t walk in front of a tank; it won’t stop advancing because you are here.”
“When you see your buddy entering a doorway and taken down by machine gun fire, don’t enter that doorway: you won’t be luckier.”
“Cooking is an art. Overcooked food really blows. Grenades too.”
“Rabbits are favoured targets for hunters, identifying as bunny paints a target on you. Don’t be a bunny.”
“The captain of the ship is in charge of the ship”
“The name Greg is commonly used to name male babies”
“Nearly all boys grow at least as tall as their mothers”