Please, stop moving! Stand STILL

I swear to god, these gosh dang AI and their inability to just STAND STILL is going to make me pop a blood vessel. I am standing still. I do not need you to KEEP FUCKING MOVING. JUST STAND STILL. STAND STILL. STOP MOVING AROUND. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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we share the same suffrering : (

Order them to move.

Order them to stay behind.

Profit.

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The germans put meth in their soldiers but it’s how we treat ADHD. Maybe they should stand still instead of buzzing about like they got bees in their brains.

And, even when you order them to stay behind you’ll watch them bobbing all over the place as they never just take a spot. It’s one of the many issues with the game’s AI that more than likely contributes to unhappy feelings.

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“…Order them to stay behind…”

haha, funny. Do you know that with the lastest big update a new bug appeared which caused that 1-2 of your bots start running forwards far into the enemy even if you tell them again to stay behind? They doesn’t recognize or follow the order and dying. I had that very often and according to our community many players recognized that bug.

So your advice may work - if the bug get fixed.

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Worst of all THEY ARE ALWAYS MY ENGGINIERS

Why : ’ ( ???

engineer or AT soldier on my side :smiley: :smiley:

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Even worse radio men (when is required to cap/defend a point )

You think AIs follow orders?

They would be court martialed a billion times…

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These ai have ADHD man I know cause I have one

We need cold blood ai like terminator ngl

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Agreed.

As Ive said previously like President Business in The Lego Movie:

“Okay, everybody, just act Normal.”

-AI running everywhere, yelling, generally attracting unwanted attention-

“Since when is running around, screaming, act normal??”

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THIS…

I mean, this game has a lot of issues, but I don’t recall a game having worse AI then this one. I order them to go, I order them to stay and is seems to make no difference. Stay in this room, maybe one does, two are out on a nature hike, one went upstairs and my radioman was killed before I could give them orders. :joy: I have been on record stating that the AI in this game is somewhere between retarded and mental vegetables, and I stand by my comment. :joy: Literally half my cussing when I am playing is at my own AI troops. I finally just give up and let them do what they want since they don’t obey orders anyway and 2/3 will be dead before I can use them. :rofl:

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remove bots

PROFIT

If you remove the Bots, then you have to up the player counts per match. This can lead to more network issues as you’d have more connections pinging the servers. I don’t know if you’ve played Battlefields’ 64 or 24 player matches but more times than not when you got near people that had bad connections it was terrible. Rubber banding kills, mag dumping into someone that is not there only to have them kill you from another angle and all kinds of nonsense. And also, you remove the marketing that this game has laid the foundation for which a big company is not really wwilling to do when they’ve invested this much money into the project.

Sure, on paper it looks simple to just remove them and everyone’s happy but it’s not that simple. They just need to spend some resources on making them better and stop spending so many resources trying to polish the games looks when the gameplay needs so much work.

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Well if AI would at least follow orders - since the AI update, my troops often wander off and hunt people, even though I told them to hold a position.

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