NGL last update left me frustrated

The jets ended up kind of exactly like I was worried about

And we’re already getting calls for more powercreeping

Why on earth did USSR get two amazing BR2 weapons, when they were already S+ in BR2?

Meanwhile Germany still has a gigantic void in BR2/BR3 planes (most of the options are just doo doo water), USA similarly, Japan has like, 5 planes in total outside of high BR

Matchmaker still sucks, most matches are soul sucking stomps

Why are we still here

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you probably know the famous answer.

but… beside that.

we will be " tweaking " from update to another asking for more silver crates.

that’s usually how it goes.

me on the other hand, i am looking forward for rider type II with jeeps and armored cars though.
or custom matches improvements.

yeah right.
maybe when i’ll be 80.

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Stockholm.

I heard it’s a nice place.

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Bad for you.

I am having fun.

And actually, I’m currently playing Enlisted more than I have in previous months.

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Me too. Now when i can finally store boosters i have more motivation to play since i get to choose when i want to use them

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I’ll have you know that place is dreadful, it’s no coincidence the term ‘Stockholm Syndrome’ came from there. It’s basically what happens when you’re trapped somewhere long enough to start thinking you actually like it.

This has been a public service announcement from your local proud Scanian!

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What are those on the plate?
Are they some sort of cookies?

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Almost correct, the AI might ruin most things but it actually nailed how this one is supposed to look.

It’s a traditional Scanian dessert, called a “Spettekaka” (roughly translated as “cake on a spit”, which describes how it’s prepared), and actually bears the same legal “name protections” like Champagne (as in you can’t call it a Spettekaka unless it was made in Scania).


It’s made of Eggs, flour and (lots) of sugar, the “dough” is rolled on to a skewer and then baked by rolling it inside a oven (like how you’d roast a pig, which is hillarious). Afterwards it is often glazed in thin strains of icing to conform with the “net like” structure.

It’s actually quite nice, especially when fresh, I’d recomend it but I don’t think it has left the country yet.

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So…

It’s like a Kebab, but a cake?!

That’s rather cool :smile:

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Kinda looks like budget cuts version of “Sękacz” lol

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Look, filling the holes costs extra alright?

I know there’s a “that’s what she said” joke to be made here…

this is something that i ask myself every day lately.

Because you are not that old yet. It’s not that bad. There’s always something worth living for.

The older I get the worse it gets lul
It’s harder to believe in all the bullshit out there

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sounds like meme to me … all those years and it seems some shit is still the same

1-what ware you worried about ?
2-german br2/3 planes are the best in the game for their br
3-they fixed matchmaker and its good now just japan needs adjustment
4-why are we still here ?

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The jets force you to play like a bitch in the air and for the ground attack you are just a dump truck hauling bombs, the render distance is so bad your guns are mostly completely useless

Or when fighting one in a prop plane you just have to chase those useless things into a literal corner, assuming whoever is flying one isnt a total moron who will try to turn only to die like an NPC bomber

2 - which ones? The AYAYAR that is basically a slightly less bad stuka? Or the peashooter 109? Or several of the completely fucking useless unarmed planes you get like the trop 109 or few of the 190s and the low tier Italian stuff? G-2 got kicked out to BR4 but I never liked it anyway. Your choice is literally a ton of completely dogshit stukas, a few of completely dogshit 110s, a slightly less bad cannon stuka and the ayayar which is basically a better stuka. Or a bunch of irrelevant trash that makes no sense in the game.

Meanwhile USA one mildly usable attack aircraft for BR3 (and its the event Whirlwind), barely any non-event non-legacy fighters for br2…Japan is stuck with the Zero and the A5 and the D3 and like 3 air squads in total

And USSR gets some insane unicorn SMG despite already having several solid options

the p51 are nice and capable

Nope…There are so many contenders for that title in BR 2 and 3 on all sides. theres something for everyone…and in some cases ALOT of something.

P-51, Hellcat, P-38, spitfire, Whirlwind, IL- 2, Su-2, Yak-9k, La-5fn, Zero

Me when i need to play a jet like its a jet :open_mouth:

Yes the jets are ofc faster then normal planes but it doesnt mean you cant kill them with prop plane and its quite easy if they try to dog fight with you
for your strafing problem i recommend using air brakes only Axis jets dont have them but using your THR lever also works great :slight_smile:

IAR-81C, JU87-D3, JU87-R2, C. 202EC, BF110-F2, FW190-A4,FW190-A8
this is a list of very good german planes you listed all bad legacy ones meant to be starters so thats funny

USA has also very good planes for
br3= P51D-5, Whirlwind, premium and event FP5 with hvars
br2: Dauntless, Spitfire mkVc/trop, P-38G

Japan has :
for br2 = D3A1 that ofc isnt very good but its okayish ( copy paste stuka ), A6M2 Reisen ( zero ), B5N2
for br3 = D4Y1 that is a fast nuke and both premium and event A6M3
I agree that Japanise tree is very incomplete tho you cant stay clueless like that

Uragan smg was very unasked for and adds on to a problem where there is no diffrent guns/vehicles in same br just better versions of one so I agree

What you are typing in some way comes down to Merge problem where they didnt delete all of the legacy stuff so my take as somebody who has most of the squads might be diff then yours.