Iron your clothes, dress yourself, and prepare to knock on the door

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Today is Friday, March 28, 2025.
Now it’s time for madness again.

If we make a list of past April Fools’ Day events, then April Fools’ Day 2021 must be the most disappointing for CBT players (officially informed to delete all data).
I hope the new April Fools’ Day will not be worse than this.
Pray for the snail! Let madness, coolness, fashion, avant-garde, joy, steel and blood come again!

I hope the gift for the player is not a newspaper hat (folded from old newspapers) or even painted by pleasant color.

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14:00 utc is coming soon.
Still no trailer. Sad.
In the past, April Fools’ Day events usually started on March 30th and lasted for 7-12 days.
Previously, BP was postponed due to some platform issues.
Minor major version updates are full of bugs.
Now, will April Fools’ Day be postponed as well?
Or, April Fools’ Day will be cancelled for the first time and replaced by retro “fair duel” events = large “marathon” events = quarterly events.
Last prayers and condolences.

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With how gutted things are these days it’s not exactly a surprise that this thing seems to be a dumpster fire and yet for some reason we get some more moderators instead of actually hearing about more personnel being allocated to DF and I don’t think the cosmetic department’s even got even anymore personnel and who knows how long mod digest has been left dead in the hole somewhere probably forgotten at this point.

I think some of them will go to the AM forum later.
But there is only one active developer in the past two days (he/she at Russian region), who has just completed the content of the Dev report on March 26 and is now collecting more information to enrich and continue his work.

Deathly silence again.
However, I know where the players are going, and the number of people online has exceeded 10,000, or even more. But the name cannot be said.

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Maybe if DF wasn’t possibly spending money in terrible places or possibly embezzling and we’re a little bit nicer when it came to the monetization policy then things might have not been so terrible for all of us.

And you and me are the only musicians left standing so we may wanna play a tune or something while everyone’s running around and sing seem to be tilting but I can’t imagine why things are tilting but we might want to do something.

Show me on the doll where the moderators touched you.

doll

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You and I both know the cosmetic department is severely under staff and I’m not even talking about what happened to the mod digest so overall it’s not exactly funny if you are here before the merge and you’ve seen how much quality has dropped nowadays and things like that.

You obviously dont remember all the little issues the game had 3 years ago - alone the fact that bipods were a meme for 2 years straight here on the forum should tell you something.

The game has improved alot in the past 2 years.

Any interesting games? Why not share them with everyone?

Oh I do know all about that type of stuff and we shouldn’t exactly be praising DF for doing what was essentially common sense and something which should have been fixed a long time ago or have standards drop so doing anything should be praised nowadays.