I uh, wish me luck

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i’m sure it will work like a lucky charm if you try to play in berlin as a soviet :wink:

( or… i’m sure nothing bad happens. after all, it would be a shame )

anyway, good luck :saluting_face:

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Well.

I wish you a good conquest match…

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With this booster I don’t expect you to have a bad match. I expect your drive to get formatted.

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the matchmaker is an absolute dick. if it was a real person I would strangle them to death until they died… it should stop putting me on shitty fucking teams. today it was insane gold ranks vs gold ranks. and half my team ended up desserting. like wtf…

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Need update!

Ayy, one game of 100k on a win, one game of the below on a loss, and A 200k!!! Gamble successfully people.


Gotta love the end of battle pass boosters.

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I find it hilarious that you upset Para in this match. With 63 engy points, he DID seemed to have given his all though. likely played well, even.

But Japanese faction is the new Italian faction. It’s deserted since a week or two for some reason.

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Paradivision almost always deserts at the end of the battles he’s about to lose to preserve his win-rate, it has become a meme.

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That’s why we need desertion to be counted as loss in stats.
It would be way better motivation than lame 1.5x exp multiplier for winners.

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Look at his team - 8 people with :video_game:

He should have hit Esc immediately :laughing:

Unless he was already max level for the germans quitting at the end when you have so many points is so nonsensical. Wasting your time for a stat that nobody outside yourself can even see is peak stupid.

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Seriously?

I can understand ppl doing so in the first minute, seeing they dislike mode, map, or teams are very obviously one sided…

But doing so right at the end is a pure waste of the the time you put in the match…

Besides. W/L ratio. Is there anything more meaningless than this in Enlisted?

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Hehe like I said in the other win bonuses thread. This is my experience, people dont leave because they wont get the win xp. They leave to preserve their precious win rate.

Uh. At least xp is something important, since it’s what’s used to unlock things, and literally gain currency… win rates however… that’s twitch nerd requirements only.

Ah, people…

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People just want to be winners, and call themselves winners. And if they have to provide screenshots of their win rate haha its all spic and span.

Even I like having a positive win rate.
Just not willing to throw my xp away for it haha.

My poor poor axis tunisia win rate…43%…shame!!!

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I don’t even know what are my % rates tbh…

The only stats I find interesting is how many “frags” I got with different arms. I’m trying to keep those even. Around as many rifles frags as smg as lmg (I’m quite behind with lmg). Because I like practicing with all types, so it tells me what I should use more.

But those are for my personal use… I’m never really impressed by ppl bragging about video game stats.

Sigh… I once saw a young boy… he… tried to impress a girl by telling her he had a supper good k/d in call of duty. (Thankfully the girl rolled eyes at the pathetic wimp)

That day, I became depressed and lost faith in the younger generation. I was right too, it’s the same generation that can’t even remember their own gender :laughing:

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haha my rifles are like 3x any other

Im suprised that didnt work…

as I work in IT at a school I see this alot aswell. They love checking their KD stats at school

And now you reminded me…Im sad now…

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Hey, I can’t blame em too much, it’s their parents who made em like that. I also can’t blame em for not knowing what gender folks are, I mean looking at the average American, you can only really tell how much they eat on a daily basis.

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