I just need a rant

….teammates suck. Teammates suck a lot. So do MG 42 spammers. And F(a)G 42 spammers. And SMG’s that laserbeam you from a further distance than the M2 Carbine is even useful at. And gray zone tanks. And tanks that prop up in positions that 100% SHOULD be front gray zone but are allowed to sit there anyways because…reasons. Oh yeah, front pushers too. Those guys can burn

So yeah if you can’t tell, I’ve just had an absolute crap D-Day match where not a single soul touched second objective because no matter what I did I was getting beamed from all directions. Even from behind sometimes. Literally buttraped. I was yelling at the dang tv for over half the match and actually worsened my headache from earlier today. I’m tired, and I just want to make a bunch of Krauts suffer. Also kinda wish there were more ways to TK right about now too just to punish incompetent teammates who are literally less useful than bots

I might just go load into another match, hop in my P-47, and just never leave. Just because I know they hate that plane so much. Heck I might just do nothing to cockblock my team from the luxury of their Attacker Pilot. I don’t know. Idiots are annoying

The real enemy is the blue berry :blueberries:

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But, they’re so nutritious and full of anti oxidants!

also, make the best pies known to man.

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USA is screwed since the merge, buddy.

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Welcome to the new and improve Enlisted where only german mains are allowed to have fun , Enjoy !

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No, no I lay down some hate in BR III and V

My teammates on the other hand…

I normally do have fun myself. It’s just this match man…it was rough

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The average Allies player, everyone.

Aight look I’m just a tad bit more intelligent than the average 20 kill player

Just had a bad match is all

I have had the laserbeam experience as well, it’s extremely bad right now. I don’t know why, but in all my years of playing i’ve never felt so much like people were cheating. If there’s some new hax floating around i hope they get acc wiped for it. But who knows, I can’t prove anything.

I just know people spot me a lot more than they ever have in all the years I have played this. Earlier I had a guy prone shooting my entire squad through a field of corn, I couldn’t see a thing but he sure could.

No, its the 3 respawn andies who now will be getting as much score as people actually playing the game
:melting_face:

They still actually have to hit something to get the score :stuck_out_tongue:

ive noticed after some games with americans and around 15 games with soviets that the allies teams are constantly filled with lost monkeys.
the weaponry for both is great. soviets on all BRs and americans especially on high br, but if the teams dont have even the basic concept of team work or at least 90 IQ points, its completely hopeless.

playing this way is zero fun, doesnt even matter if you win or not. the horrendously negative effect on the games growth with many new players wanting to play americans is obv. the game still hasnt solved the problem of monkey teams getting destroyed in depressing games when they dont have rallies, despite me and some others posting perfect solutions for the issue over the last months.

the worst problem regarding that case: this bad situation will automatically stay like that forever, since new players are even worse and team work/rally building than older noobs. this will stay like that until a significant game design change solves the problem.

I don’t see what game design change can fix coma patients holding controllers

Maybe a better tutorial on hey make sure you shoot the enemy and try to play the objective, but that’s bout it. Maybe there are still some people migrating here from CoD and are used to TDM game modes. Maybe they’re trying but just can’t overcome the enemy. I don’t know. Tunisia’s still a crapshow though I can tell you that much. Pacific I’ve had once since Merge and me and my friend just did air strikes to see if our team was capable of taking point solo. They couldn’t and we hopped down to finish the job

And Normandy, well not much has changed about Normandy except there are no more Puma’s or Kar98k’s. And less competent Allies of course

the easiest and most effective solution is to make rally points be dropped in 0,5 seconds instead of letting them be built in 12 seconds. this would work for all the low attention span zoomers out there.
it literally takes only minutes to change that in the game files and the chance for bugs occuring from that is zero.

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sorry pumpkin pie is better

Had the same thought yesterday while I desperately built a rally in a risky but strategically sound spot. Like
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Lies!!!

Cherries, maybe.