I had a dream about enlisted. And it was bad

The dream was as follows:
I was flying a fighter plane and thought: 'that’s cool, it’s a shame that it gives almosst xp no points so I’m wasting time instead of grinding".
Then I shot down a 2 engine bomber plane with ease (one burst of 20mm into the engine) and thought: “nice, they finally fixed the air to air combat” (although the enemy pilot suicided).
Then I was dogfighting with a fighter plane and I was flying low. During the manouver I got shot by PPSh, one small part turned black and my plane instantly hit the dirt. I thought: “ok, so they’ve overdone the damage model so planes are paper once again. I should make a bug report.”
So I wanted to use windows function “record last 30s” but I couldn’t because I have to use GeForce Now game streaming platform to play because of technical problems with the launcher that remain unfixed since for ever.
Then I quickly jumped to play as an infantry squad. I thought: “ok, we arrived, now I’ll give some orders to my AI” but the whole squad except one soldier was dead (it was about 10s after I spawned).
Then I was running with a rifle and saw enemy rally in the ruins. It was surrounded by 3 assaulter squads armed with drum PPSh. So to not get shredded I decided to throw a grenade inside. I cooked grenade, threw (I knew it will be a perfect nade, 20kills at least) it and it bounced off the invisible wall and killed me.

TL;DR:
Step one: “oh, that’s nice”
Serp two: “no, it’s shit”
Repeat.

It’s interesting that I have mixed feelings towards this game even when I’m unconscious.

Written with the use of the bug repport exploit.

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man can’t sleep quietly that gets hunted by enlisted at night :pensive:

may your soul find the peace.

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That is literally the definition of enlisted

We all got roped in early on because it was fun and good. But now we get to see it burn.

Same for everyone who starts now. They may be really enjoying themselves, but they soon see all the issues of the game, the core of it so they go away.

I was also dreaming, but i was in WW2 as a german soldier in 1941 Moscow.

Holding my K98k, and hearing the battle begin, i look out of the trench to see soviet soldiers charging with Federovs, AVS and PPSH only, jumping around, haing 3 nades each.

Then i saw 2 tanks 57 km away, shooting HE at us

and lastly i saw 2 planes kamikazying straight towards us

They we all got blown up and shot to shit with autos.

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ZomboMeme 12102022171546

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In before some deranged genius does an edit of all our favorite WW2 movies and has everyone doing that ret**ded left/right leaning crap while they’re shooting…

Worst mechanic is random weapon shot dispersion, change my mind.

Broken bipods dare to argue.

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The bipods are OK, I can use them just fine. But they are useless due to dispersion

You are living on some other dimension

Sure you can

Go try moscow, shoot from the windows

Go in Berlin up Goebels house, mount on the highest floor, see what you can shoot

No bipods arent OK

My dream
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