Got a German soldier named Schubert Schubert. Your soldiers' stupid names?


made him my squad leader. I believe this guy’s name must be given by our glorious Reich Marshall Hermann Drunk-as-a-Fiddler Goering!

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Nothing uncommon, I had German soldier named Goetz Goetz.

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just sharing this for fun lol

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I even got perfectly rolled serial killer.

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I have a guy named Bruno Salz,and in german salz means salt,so I have Mr. Salt running around gunning people down.

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Recently I had a Chester Chang. I also now have a perfectly rolled John Goodman and Clarence Thomas.

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Prospero Finokkio
I love the stupid name so much I actually sometimes use it as an alias now

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Made a silly little meme out of this one Japanese soldier of mine.


I still hope by some chance I pull a legit ‘Hideo Kojima’.

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jesus
Say hello to Mr Jesus

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Jesus gang!
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Also half of my aussie squad have the same surname
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I have not renamed any German soldiers, but a lot of US soldiers I have changed to movie character names. John L. Striker (John Wayne, Sands of Iwo Jima), Private Pile and Cowboy Evans (Full Metal Jacket), John Rambo (Stallone), James Braddick (Chuck Norris, Missing in Action), Sgt. Hulka (Stripes), John Matrix and Dutch Schaefer ( Arnold Schwarzenegger Commando and Predator), Capt. John Miller, Pvt Dan Jackson (Tom Hanks, Barry Pepper, Saving Pvt Ryan), Chip Hazzard, Brick Bazooka, Nick Nitro, Kip Killigan, Link Static (Small Soldiers), Lieutenant Dan ( Forrest Gump). I think I have changed more, but I can’t remember the rest. :blush: I do need to have Sgt. Schultz from Hogans Hero’s though, and maybe Col. Clink. :thinking: Maybe I also need “Steamboat Willie” from Saving private Ryan on my German Squad. :thinking:
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Possible atomic heart reference?

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I got a British Radioman called Harry Cox

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