Germany be like

When you learned that japan is getting a 100 round mg before you
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I got one better:

parrot-party

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I’m over here with tears in my eyes from the anime I’m watching and then busting my gut cause of this while the credits roll
Thank you for adding to the emotional rollercoaster right now. Lol

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I laughed audibly at this. My wife would never understand.

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Ex-German mains when asked why they switched to another faction

(By the way, this is one of those videos that just get better and better each time you replay them)

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If only I could’ve found a crazy Congo Grey gif… :sweat_smile:

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What you have functions perfectly well my guy

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This is so funny.

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Sometimes we just gotta let off a little steam about the whiniest players of all time
German mains
Literally close your eyes and randomly point to any WWII game, there are German mains whining about something. It’s a literal fact of life. This isn’t even me being mean or throwing shade or anything. It’s just a simple truth

Oh man was it you or AdamnPee that found the one parrot gif of just the endless line of them sliding across the screen? They may have been RBG parrots too, but can’t remember for certain

Eh.
I find any and all mains to be annoying…
Gotta say in this forum, commieboos are very close to wheraboos in term of whining…

But anyway. Todayis a good day. My Pershing is coming. Also nice Japanese planes!

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If only it was grey.

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Really? Don’t see them cry much at all. What in the world do they have to cry over anyways? The Madsen? Lol

Well, they cried over many things. Most famous being, and I’m not making it up, the mp40 being too op… compared to ppsh41. Because mp40 did 0,1 more damage, and supposedly drum magazine and high rof sucked. Was also avs having normal recoil. Was too much for the boos, they wanted no recoil. Lately it’s planes. Have you tried the IL with 37mm canon? Thing melts everything and is br3, but apparently is not enough.

Etc.

All factions exclusive mains complain, all the time.

I’m just happy factions get new stuff as I play em all :thinking:

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Found vision of @Greyparrots harassing @Euthymia07 after the announcement of Japans 100 round MG
This is what was said
“Oi, i told you German 100 round MG, silly cat” :stuck_out_tongue:

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Oh.

Also the reason they got all panzerfaust variants AND now the m1 zook.

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Oh no the cat is getting harrased. Well anyway moving on

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THE MP40? THAT THING IS BORDERLINE PAR AT BEST

The rest is whatever. People just need to learn how to use the tools they have. I strongly advocate that anyone who thinks something someone else has is OP, go try it. Use it for a few battles. See how bad you do with it, and maybe you’ll realize you are the one that’s bad and not the guns you use
As the most Aggressively American guy in this whole dang forum, I’ve got absolutely nothing to complain about! Everything I have qualms with is a problem all factions suffer. Semi Auto’s are garbage. WP sucks. All impact explosives work 1/3-1/2 of the time. Other than those and a couple other small gripes, the American half of the Allied faction’s great! The M1 Garand is serviceable. The BAR is just fantastic. The Thompson shreds if you’re good enough. The M1919A6 is a BEAST. The M2 Carbine is good. The M9 puts in work. Our tanks are subpar no matter what game they’re in because that’s just the nature of the beast, and our planes are second to none. It’s crazy anyone has anything to complain about

Basically how everyone treats the local crazyman any time he says anything anyways. Lol

Course