Game is buggy messy garbage

I’m really sorry, but once again this game has proven itself to me to be turned into garbage.
I will give a report of my user experience of the last 2 days.

My 9 year old nephew came to stay with his cool uncle (yes, thats me) for a few days.
He calls himself a ‘pro gamer’ and wears a onesie that reads ‘epic gamer’. :sweat_smile:
He likes nothing more than gaming.
He cant wait to see what game his cool old uncle like(d) to play every day for 2 years…so I show him.

We see soldiers stretched out half across the map. Why is that, uncle?
Soldiers with their headcover loose or missing or just floating in the air. Why is that, uncle?
I build an AT gun which starts to shake so hard that it falls off the mountain. Why is that, uncle?
Stupid AI just standing still waiting to get shot dead by a 9 year old. Why is that, uncle?
Then I take a plane to show him flying and we get to see this:

Why is that, uncle?
Because the game is buggy as hell, my young friend.
I set up some custom battles for him to play against bots but the battles wont load anymore suddenly.
There were more bugs but I’m trying to forget them.
My nephew is surprised by seeing so many bugs and mess.
He has never seen a game with bugs in all of his life.
He asks me why I play this, if it doesnt work.
I say dont know, it used to be better and fun.

The next day, he is back at his own home again, today is a quiet day for me and the last day of the year.
Morning time here, I would like to relax and play a nice game.
I have USA BR 3 selected.
What map will I get? I dont know.
Cant read that information anywhere.
So I get normandy.
Not the map I wanted to play. But I cant choose.
Also, isnt normandy supposed to be BR 5 only?
Once again, I dont know, cant read info that anywhere, used to be BR 5 only I think but could be changed.
Because “if not enough players, you will be put just anywhere against any enemy BR”.
Absolutely ridiculous.
Do you really think I will enjoy myself getting destroyed with BR 3 against BR 5?
Not even the enemy will enjoy that.
The battle itself doesnt tell me in which BR I have been placed.
Do you think that I know all the BRs of the weapons and vehicles that are being used?
Of course not.
So the battle begins.
To my surprise, USA has the strongest team and we take the points quickly.
So here I am, with my BR 3 weapons and planes, my teammates and enemies must have 3, 4 or 5?
No idea.
So I just do my best and fight hard to be useful with my poor equipment.
We win the battle fast in 10-15 minutes.
Enemy is wiped out. Win? Yes. Fun? No.

I try again USA BR 3.
I find myself in the pacific.
Super strong enemy team, probably BR 4? No idea.
I take out my fighters and get shot down within seconds by superior Japanese planes.
They outturn me easily and then I’m dead.
I tried all my 3 fighters, all useless against the better enemy planes.
Wow, great. Having fun yet? No.
Is that how it’s supposed to be? No.
Obviously we get destroyed and lose the battle to leaning-in-the-open-retards.

I try again.
Yeah I’m stupid but I’m just trying to do the daily tasks af this point.
Dont even care about having a fighting chance anymore. Or having fun.
So again I get Pacific for USA BR 3.
Again too strong enemy, we have no chance but try hard and take a few points before we get wasted as we all knew we would.
Is there really anybody anywhere that thinks all this is ok? Or fun?

So for today, after trying just 3 battles, I have already had enough of this mess.
So many things are strange and unclear, bugged, random shit and no usefull info anywhere.
Too many bugs that dont get fixed for too long (I have reported a few, after several months they dont even get acknowledged yet, let alone fixed).
Mixing BR with different BR is garbage.
Playerbase devided is garbage.
Balance is garbage.
Not being allowed to choose the battle location is garbage.
Limiting certain locations to certain BR is garbage.
Seaplanes in Tunisian desert is garbage.
Not being able to play how/when I want is garbage.
I have to check the BR, the time of day that I play and the server that I use (because otherwise I will have no teammates) is garbage.
Deserters because they get a map they dont like is garbage.
Deserters because they dont like the game mode is garbage.
Deserters because the enemy is 2 BR higher is garbage.
Putting my poor BR 3 against BR 5 is garbage (if I race with a Lada against a Ferrari, I will lose guaranteed, dont you people understand that?).
The merge fixed absulotely nothing.
Only made it worse.
You are the steamroll or you get steamrolled.
Player base will finish the research of one army and steamroll the enemy, then change to another army to do the same, and so on…

You should realize that a 9 year old kid is laughing at how bad the state of the game is.
Thats sounds very serious to me.
I would be concerned if this game was my product.
But its not, I did purchase another year of premium account, no idea why I did that, I already regret it.
Simply because I cant sit down and play this game for some fun, when and how I want to.
Isn’t that the purpose of a game…?

Thanks for reading.
This was my user experience.
I’m going to do something else now, no more enlisted today.
Please excuse my rant.
I have a cold so I hope the fever hasnt made my story bad or unclear.
I’m just heavily disappointed. Still. Again.
I read stuff from the game, in the future we wanna do this, we wanna do that, but you cant even fix the current state of the game.
When easy to fix bugs stay present for months, there really is a problem here.
If you are offended, excuse me, I blame the fever.

To all a happy new year and hopefully the game will get better someday…some year…

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAH, amazing post, loved reading this shit on the eve of a new year, cheers to you and your nephew m8, here’s to hoping the devs finally giving a shit about the game soonTM

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Wow bro, tough day at the office.

poor kid, will be traumatized for life now.

be running around telling his m8s, that his uncles game is beep, hehe

i think it be a case of, will i be alive when it does?

HNY Warhead

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Fixing matchmaker needs to be top priority
Seemingly it just makes a list of people in BR2 and BR5 and just assigns them to battles with no consideration
So it seems you can have BR1-2 team, half bots vs full BR3 marshalls AND another match of BR3 marshalls vs BR1-2 half bots at the same time. It feels like it doesnt even try to match the teams on any level, just throws in whatever it gets and calls it a day

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First game in 2024.
I wished them a Happy New Year and tried to leave the spawn point, but an invisible wall prevented me from leaving. :rofl:


We all tried for a while to jump over the invisible wall, but we couldn’t, and when we tried to force our way through, we were taken back into the trench as if we were being rubber-banded.
Finally, someone threw dynamite at the invisible wall, and the invisible wall disappeared, but the man who blew it up was killed by his own bomb. :rofl:

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Yep there ready, go release on steam :rofl:
HNY

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fixing the game? nah… we need more content.

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i know this is /s, but damn, playing on allies feels increasingly rough, so many players are just…completely green or something, it really worries me. Maybe it’s just the holidays, but the game quality…felt just weird for past few days, it’s almost back to one sided stomps back and forth at best

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Just had a game on BR 2 Allies where not only did no one else build rallies, but no one SPAWNED ON THEM EITHER??

The game is a buggy mess before merge, post merge they just don’t even bother sugar coat it at all

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all the nubs just sit in their AVAILABLE BY DEFAULT sniper squads doing nothing
they are 300m away from the fighting, hitting nothing, so they do not die
you have 2 tanks sitting in grayzone, also hitting nothing
throw in a mortar or two ALSO HITTING NOTHING,
and its like 2 people actually trying to play while everyone is just effectively AFK

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New ofc are going to be limited by gear, maybe this comes down to, you/we/all shouldn’t be playing IN BR I-II

And it should be for new people,
sit in here trashing new people, why the f are you/me/all playing BR II, and yes excuse will be my maps i like to play are locked to it.

Problem is, the game is actively rewarding people to be a-holes. Germans can gamba on BR3 gear, because all of it is viable even against BR5 and on top of that the risk they will go into a turbo stacked BR5 game is way lower anyway, so they can punch down

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I know bro, its shitty situation atm.
Makes feel dirty even going back to low BR just play maps.
So now not only will i not play Germany again, due to have to research 3x campaigns of stuff, i never researched.

But i am only going to play BR V US, and BR IV Japan, and just play Normandy, and hopefully jag Pacific matches, here and there.

This game is simply going to die like this


High skill gameplay on germany part: park your king tigor on a hill and hope US team will end up with air spawns blocked by useless airplanes. Congrats, you are now literally unbeatable.
Meanwhile half the german team was set up with BR3, hoping to curbstomp newbies
Even still, US “players” kept spawning M13s and other trash, in BR5

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I mean not all the people want to play BR5 and sweat on it 24/7, so naturally they go after the path of less probability of resistance…

Thought low BR is not really a walk in the park

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No idea why people say it sweaty, i seen less skilled in BR V, as any other BR,
sweaty would only ever happen, when you have two full sides of real players.
And we all know that will not happen, as one side will bail, when they see other real people.

Today’s experience:
Meet an enemy, he tanks a rifle bullet, kills me and my whole squad before I cycle the bolt.
Meet an enemy, or don’t because I was blown up by rifle or impact grenades.
Nah, I don’t want to be a cannon fodder. Back to BR1-2 matches that are actually fun.

Seriously, no other shooter gives me as shit experience as BR4-5. Mostly due to ppl being meta shiters and overall obnoxious. But I guess it’s a skill issue that activates only when playing enlisted specifically.

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Yes they are, i really have had some fun matches being back, at both BR ranges, high/low etc
till there not, same can happen in BR II, when they come to play there :smile:

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Fortunately for me, in most of my low BR matches players tend to not be annoying. Though they are not good either.
At least they don’t make me leave the match / game due to feeling hopeless.

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