Enlisted Confession Therapy

I choose active soldiers in squads by the weirdness of their name, rather than perk points etc.

Such as: Ignatz Dickwisch, Alberto Barbarossa, Gino Ferraro, Noah Yates, Derk wutzel (yeah, no capital W, but just w), Hannibal Birckhahn, Chad Stewart, John Jones, Erich Funk, Platon Solovev, Vladimir Panov…

To name a few from each faction.
You got a weird name, you are in.

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When teams actually build rally points.

That indeed turns me on I’ll admit aswell.

99% of the times I refuse to suicide my soldiers, they might end up 100000km away from the objective, I might waste 5 mintues and score potential, unlivable scenarios, I simply don’t care, they will make it or die trying, I’m not suiciding, I’ll turn them into war heroes.

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I concider tunesia the best campaign in terms of gameplay.

Sometimes i don’t build rally points because i want to have fun playing engineers

Confession: i often wish there were three new additions to the quick chat wheel.
1: attack you, idiot!
2: don’t build that there, you idiot!
3: use the closest rally point, you idiot!

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I am fully enjoying being a FG42II + 40% vertical recoil reduction perk abuser. No shame nor regrets.

Still losing a significant amount of matches against the Soviet horde tho.

I caved to the quit culture of this game that helps lower the standards of quality matches

I never quit up to until recently, but then started doing it and realized I can make much more xp before the update comes that will likely reduce my earnings and increase costs, so I make this sacrifice now in order to prepare for inflation and speed up unlocks

I swear that once I have everything unlocked, I will stop quitting matches again, or if they would introduce severe penalties for quitting, whichever would happen first

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I confess that when I’m the only player building rally points, I surround my rally with barbed wire and use a flame thrower on any team mates that use my rally point while they are stuck on the barbed wire.

I like to sing Jewish songs in Hebrew whilst playing as the USSR.

Don’t tell the Commissar.

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I used to be like you, then Moscow became available for console and I did the exact same thing with the PPD-40, but then the Stalingrad merge doubled the recoil, then they removed the random fire rate factor which removed the rapid fire sound, then recently they changed the sound altogether and now I’m sad :sob:.

I have a solution though… coming soon.

dont use old topics

instead, create a new one