Enlisted Confession Therapy

Welcome to our 1st Enlisted Confession Therapy Session !

Please take a seat and feel free to have as many :cookie:s from the cookie jar as you wish. ( Those will be directly deducted from your Enlisted account’s gold balance at end but don’t let that discourage you )

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As your host and TOTALLY NOT self entitled therapist Dr. YouniquE, I want to start by assuring you that this is first and foremost a safe-space where each and everyone ( myself included ) can share his/hers weirdest and shameless Enlisted experiences / kinks / thoughts but only under one simple condition :

EACH POST / REPLY OR REACTION MUST INCLUDE A CONFESSION IN RETURN.

With that being said, kidnly allow me to start our peacefull session with a confession of my own :

“I do think that the Fw 189 A-1 is a good and viable plane and I do prefer it over all of the other Moscow Axis planes.”

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“fw190 D-12” in berlin is probably the best air to air plane in the game in my opinion and i do laugh everytime i see one complaining how unreliable it swings.

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Sounds more like church than therapy.
But I confess that I currently air+tank spam in Normandy to reach the last campaign levels before we get the new AT rifle grenades in the next bp saison.

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I keep hearing how good berlin is, and I have yet to even dip my toes in it. Mainly because I didnt get a chance to fill my reserves in that campaign before the economy changes lol

But I am excited if a beauty of a plane is waiting for me there.

Reaction:
FW189 A-1 is not a good plane. And the P47D-22-RE is for me the best plane in the game. Unfortunatly it not available since it was a twich drop.

Confession:
One time I was force to desert the game because my wife was horny and get under my computer desk.
It was in Le Bre.

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20mm cannons are usable, you just have to be less than 25 m from the target. In fact, I tend to find cannons set things on fire better than .50 cals.

Also, I’m dropping off a shipment of Copium as a precautionary measure

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Confession: The Mannlicher is the best bolt action in the entire game.

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Confession:
i dislike every single bolt actions present in the game (mannlicher apart), and i would not care if they removed them from the game entirely.

confession:
I insult my teammates in games when I’m hungry.

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Remember … kebab comes before the Enlisted match, not after.

As for my confession : I REALLY DO CARE how my soldiers look, especially the uniforms. If a squad’s not in uniform unison I lose like 50% of the will / appetite to play it.

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is that sometimes I get hungry in the middle of the game and my mind automatically focuses on what I am going to eat and how to finish the game quickly

I confess to being a super FG shitter in Berlin.
I am that rat people complain about




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Confession: I tend to be extremely toxic when my teammate don’t go cap or defend the point. I’m also can be salty toward console players because they’re so braindead and think they’re playing COD.

FFS devs allows us to disable crossplay. PC players are tired of carrying those bots.

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I am gonna count that as a confession but please don’t break the rules. My patients need to feel safe in order to establish self / group trust.

Even replies between one another must end with a confession.

DON’T MIND THIS REPLY and please keep going, I respect all your past & furture confessions. You are all so brave for being here ! :heart:

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Bf109 G10 and F2 has pleasured me in so many ways possible. There is no need for fancy bombs and rockets to satisfy my lust in the sky. Its what it brings that counts not the size. But that comes two ways = Chemistry

But on a side note: ive also started to enjoy mortaring ^^

I often do bombing runs where I’ll just jump out and parachute down after dropping bombs. Its basically suicide bombing. Parachutes were a mistake

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I used to think that the M2 Carbine was overpowered when I was in the Axis Discord

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I recently took a break from my “level up both factions evenly” policy and dropped Russians at lvl 21 in Berlin to hard-grind Germans instead. Finally got them FG42II and spamming them without any shame nor regret (before some whiners get them nerfed to uselessness). Tiger is not far ahead.

I…I still want my sdkfz 251/10 desperately :bowing_woman:t3:

Such a sexy machinery…

Dat 30 mm :smirk:

You’ll need a little more than therapy m8

( joking :joy: but… it’s not all that bad. Of course mr wm would disagree but… )