With the current forum trend being discussions about the many great upcoming updates, events & goodies which are all pointing out at the obvious Enlisted is getting better and better 
in the room, why don’t we, the players, take but a moment to do a 180° and look at some “wacky & wild” ways of improving ourselves in the meantime too ?
That being said, I’ve baked a collection of self & popular community takes, coated them in vanilla cream and then placed a silly but easily replaceable " then … " conclusion pair of 
ontop for everyone to poke fun at or learn something from, so, without further ado, here we go :
1 - If you use any auto option weapon in semi-auto or slow-auto, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
2 - If you don’t use wide squad formation 24/7, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
3 - If you only “main” less than 3 campaigns instead of all of them and are actually proud of that, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
4 - From round start to finish, during each objective cap/loss, if your 
doesn’t enter a “I need to drop a rally” mode, then you neeed more hours in Enlisted.
5 - If you can’t one-man-army solo carry whole rounds, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
6 - If you are pissed off at bots 360ing you trough bushes, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
7 - If you refuse to play certain campaigns due to the fact that they currently lack a playerbase or their playerbase just currently sucks and are affraid you will lose most of your matches, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
8 - If you’ve played Warthunder in the past and expected Enlisted to be “a different kind of experience” in any way, shape or form, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
9 - If at any point in time you thought that having/playing a sniper that’s not Sniper MKB/Sniper AVS/Sniper STG/Sniper FG is actually viable and helpful, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
10 - If you can’t squad wipe anyone with any main weapon in the game ( yes, even our beloved Berdan II ), then you need more hours in Enlisted.
11 - If you don’t know what plane flaps/airbreaks are and how/when to use them, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
12 - If you thought that any Achievement/Event/Battlepass task to date besides “Capture 10 strategic points in one single battle” are/were hard to complete, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
13 - If you hoard silver orders instead of living the good life by fitting your every soldier head to toe in equipment / rnging for max stat soldiers on all squads/all sides/all campaigns, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
14 - If you only played on NA/EEU and think that you’re actually good in comparison to their playerbases then please try playing on EU servers and you’ll soon see that you’re gonna need more hours in Enlisted.
15 - If you don’t have the bare minimum of at least 2 x Gewehr 43 Chambered in 7.92x33mm Kurz and still deny it as being the best weapon in the game, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
16 - If you still refuse to accept 
+35% Vitality as being the best perk, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
17 - When playing as the attacking side, if your only way of dealing with a high value target is to suicide bomb it, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
18 - If weapon sights are your #1 priority when judging a gun and it’s performance, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
19 - If you missed a full magazine/clip when shooting at someone and then blamed weapon dispersion, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
20 - If you deny Soviet bias not being a thing despite it being very subtle and barely impacting gameplay, then you need more hours in Enlisted.
Feel free to debate the above takes or even better, supliment the list with something equally as wacky & wild and as always … Like, share & subscribe ! 
