i hope for more PVE content.
so that, we can attempt to recreate it with mods and edit them by expanding them.
( … as sad as it sounds, it’s only during these type of events that the mods editor gets some updates with new features. while features that we may have not asked for, still are new features nevertheless )
but i have a fear it’s yet another zombie.
which the year before it was one as well.
( the one prior to the goofy leadstorm )
I think you mean shitty disappointment strom.
yeah… that one.
so terrible i even forgot the name.
though the mas 38 were the only redeeming quality of em.
and i guess the short shotgun as well.
And we yet to see it returned
should be in the silver crates like the rest of april fool skins
( edit, it is )
Oh, i though it wasn’t.
But I also meant as an event reward too. For example (if it’ll ever happen) the fall of France
After last year´s event, I rather not have any expectations, that would just let me down.
Primitive Man Brawl
That sounds like a Friday night in Cornwall…
This year’s April Fool’s Day event is, of course, the “Infiltrating Behind Enemy Lines to Change Clothes” enemy sabotage mode!
Ah ha, there must be a lot of drunkards where you are. Once they get too drunk, they start wanting to spar. 
Nah, just a lot of primitives down here.
They eat their young here.
Oh, that’s not a lame joke, it sounds more like a horror story. Is this year’s April Fool’s Day activity still about fighting zombies?
Cornwall is known for its inbreeding and being the arse-end of the UK.
They don’t like change down here.
Those awful customs in eastern England—I can tell from your tone that you really hate it there. It’s than going for a walk in the rain.
South-West England. Cornwall is the “toe” of the country.
And I love it here. I’m from the North, and it’s grim up there.
My missus is from here. I’ve lived here for 28 years. Summertimes are amazing.
But some of the yokel’s gene pools are as deep as a puddle. 
Edit - I should add, English humour is as dry as a desert. Not many foreigners quite get our sarcasm. 
Okay, you fooled me, you witty and humorous native Englishman. It really is a pure British joke. 
While I don’t know much about your customs, it’s clear you genuinely love your homeland and family. 
The update will be released on april fools trust (its my prediction)
My expectations? 
My best friend here in the Philippines was from the UK, and I totally get your humor analogy. He’s since moved to Cambodia.