Plz don’t let them violently touch me
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The strongest faction is the Commonwealth.
- Because we are adept at pretending it is.
When we lose we do so in such a stoic way, it makes others think “it’s all part of the plan”.
“well, jolly bloody good weather to play golf, I dare say.”
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Well maybe but you are boring as hell even the Americans are more fun and I mean beans for breakfast its a bit too much 
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You can get almost any gun here. Shit, you can even make them!
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And its the only Nation That Can Be Defined In A Single Word.
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Japan dispite having bad weapons (except for THA which is fucking scary) has shown that what matters are the players not the wespons although i still thinking that ussr have the best weapons and welp since we got these non skill weapons it removes the point of playing really is just boring and rarely you found a competent enemy that actually makes you go out your confort spot anyways…
When it comes to players YES japan is the best faction ive ever seen my God they are unsuffereably good Asf the big majority of times until they face a competent enemy as them and get massacred but not without giving a long figth
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I know… left field here. But for me Germans. Sorry…i know as a brit… we could have been taken, we were next in line… i studied the romans at school.and college and have admiration for their sheer dominance which is much like the germans… dressed in designer wear unlike romans in skirts and sandles. But … even julius ceasar couldnt conqoure the birds in the sky… and like the romans, the germans fell and today we standd side by side Spread out too thinly and deprived of resources. Romans failed to take the uk due to that. They both ran out of steam. Mongolians, romans, germans, covid… russians (coughs) yeah. Xxx
I don’t know:
They were VERY stylish to me 
Hitler was never really serious about invading Britain, he hoped for a white peace and an installed puppet government instead. What he wanted was the existing British colonies, as opposed to conquering the isles. With the Royal Navy and RAF, an invasion force would have never really made it passed the beaches anyway.
They absolutely took much of the UK. It was the Scots that they couldn’t deal with, hence Hadrian’s Wall. The Romans ruled most of England and Wales for about 400 years. So you could argue that it wasn’t much of a failure. And of course, the UK didn’t actually exist as an entity back then. 
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Tut tut tut!
I said Commonwealth, not just England!
We had tea, but also maple syrup, kangaroos, kiwis and hobits…
Variety!
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Yeah I give fun point to Canada that really saves England and the Aussies they are too hilarious they get extra points for being fun England on its own would be so boring
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Don’t underestimate our ability to party or out-drink any nation on the planet. As the kids say, we got rizz.
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Well its not personal but my neighbor is Irish and he never said nothing good about England but I understand his opinion may be a bit bias xD
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Yeah, there’s a lot of bad history between England and Ireland (and Scotland and Wales too).
England was a bit of a tyrant for a long, long time.
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I mean I know a lot of guys even the Russians dont hate England as much as this guy its not normal xD
England isn’t fun???
Well:
(If Monty Python isn’t fun, I don’t know what fun is)
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How to say it lately England is not exactly Monty Python and Mr. Bean… fun is no longer allowed. The old British humor was fine now well now I don’t know people lost their humor. Now they only complain about everything imaginable xD
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“Oi bruv, where’s ya yanking license?”
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Ah yes, one lady called Boudica said no go home romans… hahaxxx