Greyparrots Funeral Event 🐦


Now we carry on

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Well now I have the full truth of the murder only on Yoshiro News Channel :

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Well Citizens of the Empire I have full coverage of the shocking murder of Grayparrots. While we awaited the public trials to happen at Nuremberg to decide Grayparrots fate on the Night of 20.09.2025 an unknown car stopped with a Gaijin number on it in front of Grayparrots house:
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A group of armed men come out of the car after Comrade Sina self confession only 3 of the murders where recognized:

It seems they have been equipped with PPSh with silencers. Grayparrots was on his computer expressing his deep concern about the suffering the axis is experiencing when they stormed the house. They took him quietly in to the night in their Black Volga. Ok it was not quietly some witnesses disrcibe the horrible Grayparrots screeching’s I will quote:

''Body armor screws up stuff for Germany and the Soviets do not need more room clearing weapons"

''if they get more of these suppressed weapons that means we’ll have an oversaturation of them and you only making seal clubbing matches more consistent with this type of nonsense"

After this our beloved parrot was carried to an unknown location and made walk in to the night behind him where the secret Gaijin agents that pulled their guns the parrot however did not go silently in to the night his screeches where heard by the surrounding forum members in the distance :

‘‘If you shoot me it just shows you that the developers had no faith in the Soviets to begin with so they tried to give them weapons that they could solo carry some matches with.’’

''The whole Soviet tree is a joke at this point and for any historical accuracy people who see it who truly care about the Soviets this is a bastardization at this point."

The Gaijin agents tried to silence him while they reach the end of the road but the Parrot continued:

‘’ just that the developers making more excuse for more Soviet nonsense."

''If we go down that road the Soviets and the allies are gonna lose So if I were you I wouldn’t even touch it"

Then finally they reached the end destination where the Gaijin agents had to deal with the parrot once and for all however before they pulled the trigger the Parrot shouted:

‘‘this monster would like to say hi and it’s more real than your nonsense’’

Then the agents pulled the trigger The following film contains scenes that some viewers may find disturbing

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The Agents enjoyed pulling the trigger so much that they emptied the entire mag and the silencer could not silence all the shots. And this was the end of Greyparrots legacy on the night on 20 of September 2025 he made his final screeching defending the Axis.

That’s all from the shocking events of the death of Greyparrots

The leaves are falling was the code name operation for the capture and murder of Greyparrots the Operation Market Garden is canceled do to bad whether and Chinse whether balloons stay tuned for more news!

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Damn, it’s sad he got banned. I really liked how he argued and talked nonsense—sometimes what he said actually made sense. Where’s the fun in a forum that’s just full of uptight people and brown-nosers.

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Farewell to Greyparrots - brave and bold.
He fell a victim to the banhammer, yet his courage will be remembered.
We will carry on the fight, and one day, we shall meet again in Valhalla.

:parrot: :handshake: :camel:

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ahahaha, who do you think that man standing behind is?

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I dont know you where there how could you not see the other two suspects :joy:

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Grey parrot vehicle decal when???

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Soon they are changing the event im covering the news best I can xD

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Of course I was there, but I meant someone else. Did you really think Local Hero would have the patience to write thousands of lines of documentation for the archive?

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No not chance thats why the last two suspects will never be found those monsters xD

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I will help you. They are the ones who are always there, but rarely leave messages.

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OMG The plot thickens :smiley:

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And that’s good, because if anyone finds out, I have to silence him. :smiley:

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just remember with body armor and vitality perk you can take 10 fg 42 II bullets

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I don’t know why my pfp keeps being used in these memes. I had no part in any of it. :no_good_man:

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Ahahah lies xD But its do to your avatar its socked from the murder of the parrot :joy: Give up who pulled the trigger ? :smiley:

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it’s because you are our Hero and we love you hun

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I guess it was Adampee

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Surely, I am incognito admin.

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