Do not turn Enlisted into Chinese Girls Anime

Women captured by Soviets…

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So like fancy? I have no clue what the word “pimp” means but I see the word sophisticated.

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pimp is the guy running prostitutes.

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Ah! A pimp named slick back! So they were fancy!

Didn’t the Germans change to dolls to avoid STDs?

In theory every German soldier had a toy to deal with his needs, but ofc men being men, they wanted the real deal so you know…
Anyway fun fact: more German soldiers were lost to STDs they got from French hoes, than from the Battle of France in 1940.

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Why am I not shocked?

Anyways since we talking about random stuff, I’m almost at 100 subs! That’ll be 1/10th on the way to 1000

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If they add this, Im going to call the game goonlisted from then on.

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I call war Thunder “Goon Thunder”

看↘我→不↗干↑死你!
I’m not sure if you put this line into machine translation it will generate NSFW content. I mean this text line surely was written for teasing or pornography purpose.

(I won’t say that’s how Chinese anime behave but whatever)

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Although it’s hard for me to believe, one of the lines is “你去死好过我去死”, which surely is (disastrously) translated from the US/GB soldier voice-line “Better you than me” (or something else), and it could prove that this will be a true fact.

(For anyone who doesn’t know, all localization in Enlisted is machine translated, and soldier voice-lines of different countries are largely the same. [Ridiculously the Chinese localization was translated by real men, for they have a separate server, but that localization was based on the machine-translated English localization.])

Btw for anyone who voted “No”. In this scenario “No” means “I want this in game” and “Yes” means I don’t want this in game!

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Shouldn’t there be a preview screenshot for the premium squad or poster of the event in the files?

Boondocks is so peak oml

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Agreed. It’s one of the few shows that manage to make me laugh

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Well, unfortunately my browser doesn’t support the codec, so I will have to leave the moaning for others ears. :rofl:

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Same

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Can we see this in the next update? I think it would be 100 times better than this!
https://youtube.com/shorts/qwAhBTTeNtQ?si=YBYbhBFUUTyAfgvk