Well, we do control most of them, including Reddit, Discords, Gajin and DF.
Thats why we make those sacrificial rites.
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As the only EVA memeber with Masters in Politics, I can tell you that EVA is, politicaly wise, closest to Enlightened Anarchism.
Holy based. Can you type this so I can copy-paste it when people ask about it in the future?
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Please post this as text for us.
sure:
Clan EVA: Born from “Eve,” but with none of the charm and all of the drama. This clan struts around like they’re the original sin, but let’s be honest—they’re more like a software bug in humanity’s beta version. They claim they descended from greatness, but it looks more like they tripped down the evolutionary ladder and landed in a group chat with matching usernames.
EVA stands for “Extremely Vain Association,” where every member thinks they’re a main character in a soap opera no one’s watching. Their strategy? Talk big, play small, and rage quit like it’s a sport. You’d think a clan named after the mother of humanity would have wisdom, but these folks couldn’t coordinate a sandwich order, let alone a raid.
Basically, Clan EVA: All bite, no brain—like a snake that forgot how to hiss.
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you may wanna try to use this AI instead
Perplexity it can literally search on deepest parts possible of the forum/reddit aswell just need to do some few interactions and you may get accurate information
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ima have this copypaste whenever i found an EVA 
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they control the game direction 
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Im performing the sacrifice at this very moment.
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Demand better humor if possible for the sacrifice.
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Will do
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Somehow it turned out that I was never on the same team with them, only against them.
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We’re called sweats and tryhards because we generally play well and can sweat if needed. But 99% of the time we are casually bullshitting in VC and goofing off. It’s just not hard to do well in Enlisted, especially if you’ve been playing the game for years like most of us have.
Comments got disappeared because I put screenshots of Clayton saying slurs. Mods didn’t like that apparently. Cowabummer indeed.
So how did my comments offend you?
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No one’s reported your comments? What did you say? Was it copypasta worthy?
I genuinely missed what you said then lol. Idk who was flagging
Yes, it is exactly that, a cult! 
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