Just two assaulters. One is prepping for a melee attack.
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ffs 
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Me after too many hours Enlisted.
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I canāt fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. āOh that looks kinda like the among us guyā it started as. Thatās funny, thatās a cool reference. But I kept going, Iād see a fridge that looked like among us, Iād see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us, Iād see a hat that looked like among us. And every time Iād burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. Itās torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh maniacly any time I see an oval on a red object. I canāt fucking live like thisā¦ I canāt I canāt I canāt I canāt I canāt! And donāt get me fucking started on the words! Iāll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I canāt say anything other than āsus.ā I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is āred susā and laugh like a fucking insane person. And the word āamongā is ruined. The phrase āamong usā is ruined. I canāt live anymore. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence. MAKE IT STOP!
Teletubies remind you of among us? You are actingā¦ suspiciously.
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instead taking screenshot you should have shoot that german who is rushing from door
Donāt know what youāre talking about. I was in the navigation. I saw Conscript_Joe run past me to the storage, and a few minutes later the dead body was reportedā¦ Vote me if you want, but Iām telling you - Iām not the impostor.
Donāt know what youāre talking about. I was in the navigation. I saw Conscript_Joe run past me to the storage, and a few minutes later the dead body was reportedā¦ Vote me if you want, but Iām telling you - Iām not the impostor.
Iām going to execute all of you then myself with this MG 34. If everyone is dead no one can be sus
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But thenā¦ who is going to work the comms? 
If I ever decide to off myself Iām leaving behind a link to this topic as my suicide letter
I think I accidentally stumbled upon an interesting psychological phenomenon: looking at teletubbies makes people want to off themselves. This could explain a lot in behaviour of those who grew up watching this feverish dream of a kids program.
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