A Guide to playing Japan! (AKA How to play like a Rat)

Hey you! Yeah, you, that Pacific Axis player! Are you tired of getting your ass whooped by Uncle Sam? Want to be the one doing the ass whooping? Look no further! Hi I’m that regard(with a “T”) that keeps on playing this game like I’m in some sort of abusive relationship. Welcome to my guide on how to play Pacific Axis like a :rat:

At this point we have to just suck it up. I doubt Darkflow would deign to balance this campaign lmao. Who knows, maybe they hate Asians. Been playing for years and still no Asian server :thinking: Man if only this is an American company… I can probably sue on discrimination and win :rofl:

Play Japan as if you have already lost :scream:. Just farm kills! Might actually win that way now that Darkflow has “Balanced” the Pacific campaign by making every US death counts more :laughing:.

Try to make the enemy team’s lives as horrible as possible :crazy_face:. Use phosphorus grenades, especially with the Grenade Pouch so you get twice the bullshit. Japanese AT rifles can shred all their current tanks (in b4 Sherman arrives and teaches us the meaning of “Gaping hole”.

AP mines are a must, that thing is so annoying for attackers. Molotovs for area denial. Grab a Flametrooper and hide him somewhere near the Objective, then run in and serve your comrades a nice, warm plate of Roasted Yankee (or several plates, preferrably several) :meat_on_bone: :us:.

Be as annoying to the enemy as possible. Hell, maybe give them a few t-bags if you can find the time, and angry gamer is more likely to be careless :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:. If we can’t win with the rules they set, we make our own :smiling_imp:. I’ve played on both teams, the US is a lot easier, but it’s kinda… not rewarding cuz you’re basically stealing candy from children. Every kill as Japan though, that’s something to savor :v: :weary: :ok_hand:.

Side note; Yakety Sax, Entry of the Gladiators, funny stupid music fits quite well when playing Japan and being annoying to the Yanks.

Hope this helps! Now go out there and ruin someone’s day! :muscle:

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Tell us something we don’t know ?

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The eyes of orca are not the white part.
It here:
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Thank God You can’t use emojis in game. This should be a war crime

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Apparently the white part of our fingernails are called “Lunula”! :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

I AM the war crime.

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More SALT with your salt ?

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There’s never too much salt, my friend! :salt:

@17594854 @Upolaf

fda

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Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
It’s happening again!

You never saw me. I was never here. Do you understand?!

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Saw what?

It never happened and it wasn’t in 1989, which is a completely unrelated year that in fact never happened which is why 1988 lasted two years and bypassed straight to 1990.

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Isn’t it better not to play them at all?
You have the best unlocks up to level 4 on Axis Side, what’s the point?

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Because suffering is fun!

No seriously though, the amount of elation you feel when you beat the Yanks at the last Objective with a teeeeeeeeeny tiny bit of grey left in that red shield… that is something to savor, my friend.

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i mean it’s also fun to basically curbstomp them

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Step 1: compromise IPs of enemy GIs
Step 2: call their cell
Step 3: scream “tenno heika banzai”
Step 4: ram your plane into their character

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Here, I have a shorter guide
Roster

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all you need are grenade pouches and explosives

I hit a guy with a lunge mine once and it was worth it

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i used a lunge mine on a sniper once, safe to say that the sniper and my team didn’t expect that

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Keep sending screenshots like this, brother, and No Nut November is going to be real difficult!

Tactical Genius! Using Psychological warfare to instill fear into the G.I.s

I hope you’ve got an AT man in all those units! But, yeah, that is essentially the short guide lol

No truer words spoken.

This is what peak joy feels like. If everyone has had this experience, we’d all be higher than a giraffe’s ass.

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Quick question: What server are you playing on? I’ve given up playing the Pacific campaign because it’s only been a PvE stomp-fest for the last ~2 months on the NA server, with whichever side is defending getting an easy win. By my records, I haven’t seen a single point captured in any Pacific campaign battle since late September. The highest score I’ve ever seen someone reach in one of those matches was ~2400 points, so it’s not even fun on the defending/winning side.

Destruction version of Gavutu is one of the “special” destruction maps that heavily favor defender so much with one of the first caps where you have to cross like two water obstacles from the Northwestern island to the objective.