How am I supposed to know super sayan hair wasn’t supposed to be black if I have no idea who tf super sayan is in the first place…
- Maple syrup in Canada is in fact controlled by a cartel, same way as Colombian white powder (I don’t even joke
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Do they come to get you if you steal high quality maple syrup?
In fact, what happened to (ex) independent producers is that the cartel goons came to see them and tried to force them in “joining” the organization. When they refused, the poor (ex) independent producers either got a ton of different bizzare lawsuits or their installation suddenly caught fire…
Sad thing is that again, I’m not joking
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No. X. In Lord of the Rings, Fellowship of the Ring Legolas says to Frodo: “And my bow.” Those are the only words Legolas speaks to Frodo in the whole triology.
No. X. Geralt of Rivia was known as Geralt of Rivia before he was honoured with the name Geralt of Rivia by the Rivian Queen.
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- who ever cook spaghetti with tomato sauce, but put ketchup as an substitute it’s a certified moron.
(don’t you pull that shit on anyone. because if you do, you’re a criminal that deserves to be sentenced to prison if not death in all states.)
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The first artificial object that reached space was a shell from the german “paris gun” that was used to bombard the Paris during the ww1.
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Two country have declared war on birds to decrease the destruction of crops.
China with the “four pests campaign” in 1958.
Australia with the “emu war” in 1932.
China won. But it created a starvation because the crops were then destroy by massive expension of insects.
Australia lost after the parlement decided to declare the operation a failure. One emu succed to damage a MG car by puting his neck in the steering wheel.
The win rate of humainity versus bird war is therefor 50%.
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The spanish flue of 1918 made more casualties than WW1.
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Everytime someone does that or put pineapple on pizza
An Italian chef dies.
Therefore, using ketchup on pastas and pineapple on pizza is committing genocide.
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They merely need to build some KFC in Hawaii…
Also, said flu was greatly helped in spreading worldwide by soldiers from all nations sharing unhealthy trenches together and them going back to their countries on leave.
This was clear to the scientific community even at that time, but since the official propaganda still tried to paint the war with noble ideals and bravery, it was decided to call it “Spanish flu” instead of “trench flu” because Spain was currently one of the countries least involved with the war.
During the Egypte campaign at Saint Jean D’acre, Napoleon fought one of his former artillery officer classmate that joined the british. They didn’t like each other at school because he didn’t considered Napoleon french enough. The former artillery classmate was killed by a canon ball.
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Napoleon was a troll???
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911 was a blowjob
Ahem 
Spanish flu originated from US, Kansas, a chicken farm, and spread to Europe with American soldiers.
The pandemic broke out near the end of World War I, when wartime censors suppressed bad news in the belligerent countries to maintain morale, but newspapers freely reported the outbreak in neutral Spain, creating a false impression of Spain as the epicenter and leading to the “Spanish flu” misnomer.
It was a fucked up disease that came up in four waves between 1918 and 1920 until finally mutating into something less deadly.
I had plenty of time to watch all kinds of documentaries few years ago when Covid struck and there’s plenty of great docs about the Spanish Flu. Weirdly popular at the time…
Chewing gum is made from plastics, and these plastics are in the form of polymers that don’t biodegrade.
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They’re turning the fricking frogs gay!
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